Autechre ode to autechre

[Fredd-E]

source: http://www.eclectro.nl/2008-10-29-ode-aan-autechre

 

What's he going to do when AE releases another new album?!

 

[kaini]

fuck.

 

also he forgot cavity job

[Berk]

typical autechre listener

[futureimage]

fuck.

 

also he forgot cavity job

and Quadrange

 

warm up the needle.

[oyster]

what the H?

[Guest IRARI]

faek

[Guest analogue wings]

Yay, Autechre's biggest fan is Gollum's junkie rent boy half-brother.

 

Who apparenty knows something we don't, having left room for fewer than 4 more Autchre releases in his lifetime.

 

(actually, maybe that just tells us something about his life expectancy and not Autechre's)

[Guest moo duck]

what a piece of shitcrap

[Guest dilbthelame]

was he scared of forgetting which order they went in or something?

[Guest jubes]

he also forgot to carve : ''bootlegs downloaded from Watmm''

[o00o]

lol he should have used discogs instead

 

also the covers would have been a better motive but he does not look like he has a sense of beauty

[soundwave]

I guess he'll have to tattoo on the palm of his hand in another 5yrs or so. :embrassed:

 

Lets hope AE make some really long album titles too. :angry:

[Mr12000]

 

Rook?

[Guest Enter a new display name]

 

Rook?

That's what I thought at first but I didn't want to sound mean, hahaha!

[goonstock]

How do you show your love for your favorite electronics heroes? Remains that limited to carrying a shirt, visiting actions or calling tracktitels (IV Scose poise! , 90101-5l-l! , IV VV IV VV VIII! ).

Or you real diehard and do you cover your rag top, do collect you badly examined photograph of their equipment and have silted up you in incoherent metaphors at describing music? Hearing in the responses leaves!

[kaini]

let's help this guy out :angry:

 

[Hoodie]

oh autechre

how do you pronounce thee

is it the sound that acorns make

when they fall from autumn trees?

is it the sound eggy toast makes

salted, with a cup of tea?

 

oh autechre

although through my verse

i am assuming

that you rhyme with tree

i still beg the answer

how do you pronounce thee?

 

are you like YHWH?

incomprehensible in name?

are you like aphex?

variable merely in vowel sounds,

otherwise, all the same?

 

AUTECHRE, AUTECHRE

do not confuse me so!

my love, my life

AUTECHRE!

tell me your name

allow me to know!

 

~fin

[kaini]

Autechre's patches are nothing like a song;

Beats as polyrhythmic as Nord is red-

If snow be white, why then their synths are wrong;

If modulars need wires, black wires grow from their heads.

 

I have seen glitches, crunchy, broken, smashed!

And in their bass tones, there is there more delight;

The sound of a Monomachine - crashed!

Or imitators, who tend to sound like shite.

 

Autechre, Jesus wept, you fucking pwn!

Your music hath a far more pleasing sound;

I grant I never saw a goddess go;

Autechre, when they rinse, they rinse unbound:

And yet, by heaven, my fanboi-ism's rare

As any Rook belied with false compare.

[Blir]

What the fuck, when you've got album art like Draft and EP7 that'd make a fucking wicked tattoo he chooses a list of releases?

 

Is this dude a cock or what?

[triachus]

lol

 

 

i wonder how it looks like now

[Guest]

is this the backwardness-of-the-act man?

[Blir]

What the fuck, when you've got album art like Draft and EP7 that'd make a fucking wicked tattoo he chooses a list of releases?

 

Is this dude a cock or what?

 

Agreed. He's a total tool.

[zlemflolia]

That font is horrendous

[auxien]

Lol at that original link now. Electro - It's All About Fashion!

[Herr Jan]

Can someone do an estimate photoshop of what this man must look like nowadays with all these new AE releases post-Quaristice?