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01 - Flan Ard (4:10)

02 - Saint Water 2 (5:59)

03 - Gatelewn (5:43)

04 - Mist In Storage (2:57)

05 - Konklaver (8:41)

06 - Fashionable Headpiece (4:32)

07 - Kashing For (5:03)

08 - In (Fank2) (9:37)

 

 

Trust me, you should look forward to this.

 

Cheers.

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ive heard this. im probably not supposed to say this but

its a blank cd with those track titles written on it thats

how i know its legit. " a study in the dynamics of silence"

is the subtitle. It has the aphex logo on the disc. I found

it under a hedge in a wicker basket covered in faeces.

Inside the basket was a little chinese baby with a massive

ginger beard who smelled faintly of cheese. The baby cried

when i removed the disc. I took the cd home and listened to

it, thats how i know its blank. but if you listen to it

really loud and pay a lot of attention you can sometimes

make out the sound of a quiet sinister laugh in the right

speaker and somebody weeping uncontrollably in the left

speaker alternated with rustling and groaning noises like

the kind a couple may make when engaged in the physical act

of love. at the end of the "album" a voice informs you that

you only have 6 minutes left to live and that youve just

wasted the last 40 minutes of your life listening to a blank

cd. it is very possibly the worst album i have ever heard.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ive heard this. im probably not supposed to say this but

its a blank cd with those track titles written on it thats

how i know its legit. " a study in the dynamics of silence"

is the subtitle. It has the aphex logo on the disc. I found

it under a hedge in a wicker basket covered in faeces.

Inside the basket was a little chinese baby with a massive

ginger beard who smelled faintly of cheese. The baby cried

when i removed the disc. I took the cd home and listened to

it, thats how i know its blank. but if you listen to it

really loud and pay a lot of attention you can sometimes

make out the sound of a quiet sinister laugh in the right

speaker and somebody weeping uncontrollably in the left

speaker alternated with rustling and groaning noises like

the kind a couple may make when engaged in the physical act

of love. at the end of the "album" a voice informs you that

you only have 6 minutes left to live and that youve just

wasted the last 40 minutes of your life listening to a blank

cd. it is very possibly the worst album i have ever heard.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

heee

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