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confirmed. he is really dead. RIP.

 

What's your source?

 

It's this one? - http://richard.d.james.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musicplane.php

 

no - I live in his attic and was watching him in the bath through a crack in the ceiling, when I saw his missus hiding behind the bathroom door holding a Lord Skywave synthesiser. shortly after I noticed her, she suddenly jumped out from behind the door, shouted "SURPRISE NIGGER!!" and threw the synth in the bath with Richard. Luckily it wasn't plugged in, but unfortunately Richards testicles were mangled beyond recognition in the impact. Later on that day, as I was spying on Richard from a small cavity above the kitchen, I witnessed him gas himself in protest at the loss of his spunk batteries and a rare synth. Unfortunately I was powerless to intervene as I was on the vinegar strokes.

 

RIP

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confirmed. he is really dead. RIP.

 

What's your source?

 

It's this one? - http://richard.d.james.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musicplane.php

 

no - I live in his attic and was watching him in the bath through a crack in the ceiling, when I saw his missus hiding behind the bathroom door holding a Lord Skywave synthesiser. shortly after I noticed her, she suddenly jumped out from behind the door, shouted "SURPRISE NIGGER!!" and threw the synth in the bath with Richard. Luckily it wasn't plugged in, but unfortunately Richards testicles were mangled beyond recognition in the impact. Later on that day, as I was spying on Richard from a small cavity above the kitchen, I witnessed him gas himself in protest at the loss of his spunk batteries and a rare synth. Unfortunately I was powerless to intervene as I was on the vinegar strokes.

 

RIP

 

:facepalm:

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