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i don't usually have this problem. it feels tacky up top, where it just starts to be a buttcrack. the two halves want to stick together, and i find it distracting. i've wiped it a few times. it's not helping. what do i do?

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Guest 277: 930-933

Maybe you've wiped too hard and it's blood?

Have you had a look.

Or maybe you can have your girlfriend or one of your friends have a look, just offer someone a flashlight and ask if they mind taking a looksie.

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Guest hahathhat

WIPE IT HARDER!!111!!!11!!

 

i did. i also pulled out some hairs. no dice

 

Maybe you've wiped too hard and it's blood?

Have you had a look.

 

TP is coming back clean, that's all i can say.

 

Or maybe you can have your girlfriend or one of your friends have a look, just offer someone a flashlight and ask if they mind taking a looksie.

 

in england until tuesday or so :(

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Leaving this forum forever is the best solution I can think of in your case.

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Guest hahathhat

cat tounge

 

i do not have a cat

 

crack open the wet wipe.

 

lysol wipes!! genius idea. i will try it

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lysol wipes cleared it right up!! thank you plum

 

get CRAZY drunk.

 

there might be something to this. i was crazy drunk last night, and my crack was not sticky in the least

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This is what you want my friend :

 

JohnsonsBabyLotion.jpg

 

Put about 3 drops on the first toilet sheet, it's like soap for the bumbum. It's the future .... just you wait, once you try it you won't want to go back to a dry wipe !

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Guest 277: 930-933

This is what you want my friend :

 

JohnsonsBabyLotion.jpg

 

Put about 3 drops on the first toilet sheet, it's like soap for the bumbum. It's the future .... just you wait, once you try it you won't want to go back to a dry wipe !

 

If you put it on the first sheet wouldn´t that just result in a lot of soapy shit wipes?

I never open with a baby wipe, it's for when you're just about finished wiping then close with a babywipe-normal wipe combo.

Maybe two babywipes if you're seeing a special someone.

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If you put it on the first sheet wouldn´t that just result in a lot of soapy shit wipes?

If it's that shitty you ain't sitting right ... but yeah sometimes that'll happen but persevere young warrior, for enlightenment will be forthcoming for those that practice.

 

splinter.jpg

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removing hairs = bad idea

 

i'm actually wondering if that was what did me in.

 

When did you last shower

 

about two hours before i made the thread!!

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