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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:18 PM

i don't usually have this problem. it feels tacky up top, where it just starts to be a buttcrack. the two halves want to stick together, and i find it distracting. i've wiped it a few times. it's not helping. what do i do?

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:20 PM

WIPE IT HARDER!!111!!!11!!

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:24 PM

Maybe you've wiped too hard and it's blood?
Have you had a look.
Or maybe you can have your girlfriend or one of your friends have a look, just offer someone a flashlight and ask if they mind taking a looksie.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:27 PM

WIPE IT HARDER!!111!!!11!!


i did. i also pulled out some hairs. no dice

Maybe you've wiped too hard and it's blood?
Have you had a look.


TP is coming back clean, that's all i can say.

Or maybe you can have your girlfriend or one of your friends have a look, just offer someone a flashlight and ask if they mind taking a looksie.


in england until tuesday or so :(

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:32 PM

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:33 PM

crack open the wet wipe.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:33 PM

put a pretzel in it and share it with your step father

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:38 PM

Leaving this forum forever is the best solution I can think of in your case.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:39 PM

cat tounge


i do not have a cat

crack open the wet wipe.


lysol wipes!! genius idea. i will try it

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:40 PM

get CRAZY drunk.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:45 PM

get CRAZY drunk.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:49 PM

lysol wipes cleared it right up!! thank you plum

get CRAZY drunk.


there might be something to this. i was crazy drunk last night, and my crack was not sticky in the least

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:54 PM

fuck. it's starting to feel sticky again. FFFFUUCK

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:55 PM

you are oozing.
only cure is to amputate the offending area.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 06:00 PM

wtfucking lol!

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 06:18 PM

removing hairs = bad idea

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 07:32 PM

KFC wet wipes make for wonderful travel companions. wave goodbye to sticky crack, wherever, whenever.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 07:46 PM

This is what you want my friend :

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Put about 3 drops on the first toilet sheet, it's like soap for the bumbum. It's the future .... just you wait, once you try it you won't want to go back to a dry wipe !

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 07:52 PM

Get someone to ram their cock in your ass that'll keep your cheeks apart.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 07:55 PM

no, that will only end with more stickiness.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 07:56 PM

Works for me

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 08:02 PM

This is what you want my friend :

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Put about 3 drops on the first toilet sheet, it's like soap for the bumbum. It's the future .... just you wait, once you try it you won't want to go back to a dry wipe !


If you put it on the first sheet wouldn´t that just result in a lot of soapy shit wipes?
I never open with a baby wipe, it's for when you're just about finished wiping then close with a babywipe-normal wipe combo.
Maybe two babywipes if you're seeing a special someone.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 08:09 PM

If you put it on the first sheet wouldn´t that just result in a lot of soapy shit wipes?

If it's that shitty you ain't sitting right ... but yeah sometimes that'll happen but persevere young warrior, for enlightenment will be forthcoming for those that practice.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 08:26 PM

When did you last shower

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 09:40 PM

removing hairs = bad idea


i'm actually wondering if that was what did me in.

When did you last shower


about two hours before i made the thread!!