lol at Man CIty offering 20 Million quid for Balotelli. Just what you need in the premiership, a lazy arrogant forward who doesn't know how to play defense.
Having said that, lol I hope we don't give up Berbatov - I love watching other Man U fans bitch about him.
Big shake up at Liverpool going on - Insua gone, N'Gog, Riera and Kyrgiakos on the chopping block. Joe Cole maybe coming in. Liverpool needs some defenders....
Oh and big lol at Gallas going to Panathinaikos - so that's where Greece's IMF loan is going.
SUNDAY JULY 18
NEWS OF THE WORLD
# Liverpool have offered Joe Cole a massive £4.7million a year to become Roy Hodgson's first major signing.
# Fabio Capello will recruit six former England stars as part of the FA's target to appoint a home-grown boss in two years.
# Liverpool want Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres to decide their futures in the next fortnight.
# Carlo Ancelotti insists Real Madrid have no chance of luring Ashley Cole to the Bernabeu.
# Arsene Wenger insists the Cesc Fabregas saga is over.
# Mario Balotelli's transfer to Manchester City is back on after a £20million offer for the Inter striker.
# Jose Mourinho plans to lure Patrice Evra to Real Madrid if his £20million bid for Ashley Cole is turned down.
# Dan Gosling will join Newcastle after Everton's contract blunder.
# Barcelona reject Gai Assulin has one week to convince Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce he can cut it in the Premier League.
# Arsenal and Spurs have been quoted £10million to prise Connor Wickham away from Ipswich.
# Bolton defender Danny Shittu tops the wanted list of Premier League new-boys Blackpool.
# West Ham are looking at Serbian midfielder enforcer Radosav Petrovic.
# Danny Welbeck is being lined up with Sunderland on a 12-month loan deal.
THE PEOPLE
# Gareth Southgate is in the frame to join Fabio Capello's England coaching set-up while Manchester City want Capello's assistant Franco Baldini for a 'senior role' in their management team.
# Joe Cole is on the brink of signing for Liverpool, which Roy Hodgson will help persuade Fernando Torres to stay on Merseyside. Hodgson has put David N'Gog, Albert Riera and Sotirios Kyrgiakos top of his 'for sale' list.
# Newcastle have snatched Sol Campbell from under the noses of derby rivals Sunderland.
# Fulham face a major battle to prise Martin Jol away from Ajax.
# Stoke will step up their efforts to sign Carlton Cole from West Ham this week.
# Fulham have lined up Allan McGregor to replace the Arsenal-bound Mark Schwarzer.
# Blackpool want Newcastle striker Nile Ranger on loan.
# Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp is set to make a move to take Blackburn defender Phil Jones to White Hart Lane.
# Wolves are close to clinching a loan deal for Senegal international Guirane N'Daw.
# Jimmy Bullard is on his way to Celtic - after Hull agreed to give him an incredible £250,000 pay-off.
# Barcelona striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic has told Chelsea and Manchester City: I'm going nowhere.
# Alex McLeish is close to signing a new deal to remain as Birmingham manager.
# Sunderland boss Steve Bruce is ready to sell Anton Ferdinand, but David James has rejected a short-term deal at the Stadium of Light after Craig Gordon's injury.
# Former Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire is set to be offloaded by Olympiakos.
# Nigel Reo-Coker wants to quit Aston Villa now rather than let his contract run for a final season.
# William Gallas is ready to join Panathinaikos after failing to find another Premier League club.
# Ipswich are closing in on Cardiff striker Michael Chopra. They also want Steve Finnan on a free.
# Graham Dorrans has signed a new £5million contract with West Brom after snubbing West Ham and Stoke.
# Leeds boss Simon Grayson is hoping to offload Tresor Kando, Alan Sheehan, Alan Robinson and Lubomir Michalik so he can continue his recruitment drive.
# Crystal Palace are set to win the race to sign Hugo Colace - despite Barnsley's late bid to keep him.
SUNDAY MIRROR
# England stars want Fabio Capello axed following the release of the controversial 'Capello Index'.
# Arsenal have had a £14million bid for Everton defender Phil Jagielka turned down.
# Ray Lewington admits he is being kept in doubt over Martin Jol's imminent appointment as Fulham manager.
# Arsene Wenger is celebrating his victory over the Barcelona bully boys in the battle for Cesc Fabregas.
# Newcastle are being linked with a move for Real Madrid midfielder Mahamadou Diarra.
# Tottenham have the right to terminate Harry Redknapp's new contract without paying a penny in compensation - if he is found guilty of tax evasion offences.
# Steve Cotterill fears Portsmouth could struggle in the Championship unless he can bring in new players.
MAIL ON SUNDAY
# Fabio Capello's standing as England manager fell to an all-time low as the controversial player index which bears his name published humiliating ratings for his World Cup squad.
# Martin Jol is on his way back to London and the Premier League as the new £2million-a-year manager of Fulham.
# Carlo Ancelotti insists Ashley Cole will stay at Chelsea and claimed he does not need Fernando Torres.
# Barcelona are preparing to make a final bid of almost £40million for Cesc Fabregas.
# Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson needs a new left-back after the club agreed to sell Emiliano Insua to Fiorentina.
SUNDAY EXPRESS
# Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson wants Germany skipper Philipp Lahm - and could sacrifice Dimitar Berbatov to tie up the deal.
# Chelsea are considering a £25million bid for Brazilian starlet Neymar.
# David James is wanted by Sunderland as a replacement for the crocked Craig Gordon.
# Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti appears to have slammed the door shut on Fernando Torres - and Ashley Cole.
# Newcastle have won the race to sign Sol Campbell.
INDEPENDENT ON SUNDAY
# Fabio Capello's embarrassing summer took another lurch for the worse after he was forced to disassociate himself from his own 'Capello index', a supposedly sophisticated system being used to rank players from all over the world, including the England team.
SUNDAY TELEGRAPH
# The new Inter Milan coach Rafa Benitez is preparing a triple raid on Merseyside to stamp his mark on the club Jose Mourinho led to the treble last season.
SUNDAY MAIL
# Kevin Thomson says the chance to play in the Premiership was paramount in his decision to quit Rangers.
# Blackpool will this week test Celtic's resolve by slapping in a £500,000 bid for Paddy McCourt.
# Middlesbrough boss Gordon Strachan will launch a £550,000 bid for Dundee United midfielder Craig Conway.