so her boyfriend comes in today and my boss mentions he has a magical magnet health bracelet too.
"oh no. that doesn't work as well", the bf says. "mine was developed by a russian nuclear physicist. yours was developed by his brother who got greedy and rushed them to market. if we do The Test you'll see mine works and yours doesn't because its a cheap knockoff".
btw my co-worker did The Test (trying to push you over wearing the bracelet, or something) on a VERY VERY willing subject and it failed completely.
and also btw the company that makes these bracelets called Body Balance has ceased production of them, so they must work.
i know its very American to think that just doing X or Y will solve a problem that requires constant vigilance, but jesus this makes me angry. these are first-world educated college graduates. AND HOW THE FUCK DOES A HOLOGRAPH PRODUCE IONS.
Edited by we_kill_soapscum, 25 January 2012 - 12:51 PM.