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[kokeboka]

Right now, there are more people alive than dead.

I believe the above to be false

I just double-checked that, you're right.

Let me redeem myself with this one:

most people are terrified of snakes, but we are way more likely to die or get injured by a car than by a snake.

[Ifeelspace]

Adolf Hitler was Time Magazine's 'Man of the Year' in 1938

[AAAAh]

[roasty]

Adolf Hitler was Time Magazine's 'Man of the Year' in 1938

And G.W.Bush was 2004's lol

[Ifeelspace]

Adolf Hitler was Time Magazine's 'Man of the Year' in 1938

And G.W.Bush was 2004's lol

They sure know how to pick 'em

[roasty]

G.W.Bush's grandfather allegedly had nazi affiliations

edit: not mind-blowing, don't know if true or not. /illuminati

Edited by roasty, 21 May 2012 - 01:04 PM.

[Squee]

One day, time it will die - what?!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/large-hadron-collider/3319218/Time-is-running-out-literally-says-scientist.html

Ha! Best one yet.

[yek]

every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings...

[Ifeelspace]

Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.

[roasty]

Society allows grown men to look at naked ladies through a man-made peephole. Imagine what an advanced species of alien would think after discovering that about us

[kokeboka]

Between the 1910's and the 1940's, a charlatan called John Brinkley performed thousands of goat testicle transplants to men with infertility/impotence issues in his Kansas clinic - at about 9,000USD per surgery, current value. He was pro-NAZI, opened one of the first radio broadcast station to advertise his procedure and got close to being elected the governor of Kansas. He died penniless and legless, in Texas.

[Goiter Sanchez]

An average human produces between 25,000 to 28,000 lbs of feces throughout their lives; nearly as much a 38 foot long, 14 ton school bus.

[dese manz hatin]

Every second answer here is copied from reddit.

Spoiler

Mind blown

[Ifeelspace]

Society allows grown men to look at naked ladies through a man-made peephole. Imagine what an advanced species of alien would think after discovering that about us

It also allows the male member to be inserted through contraptions known as 'glory holes'. I ask you, where is the glory in that?

[roasty]

I copy-pasted some of my own comments over from Reddit, yes. The idea for this thread was from there

Society allows grown men to look at naked ladies through a man-made peephole. Imagine what an advanced species of alien would think after discovering that about us

It also allows the male member to be inserted through contraptions known as 'glory holes'. I ask you, where is the glory in that?

lol

[ZiggomaticV17]

Right now, there are more people alive than dead.

I believe the above to be false

I just double-checked that, you're right.

Let me redeem myself with this one:

most people are terrified of snakes, but we are way more likely to die or get injured by a car than by a snake.

aka most people are irrational lol.

Also I am currently breathing from my left nostril so my creative juices are apparently flowing.

[DerWaschbar]

Society allows grown men to look at naked ladies through a man-made peephole. Imagine what an advanced species of alien would think after discovering that about us

It also allows the male member to be inserted through contraptions known as 'glory holes'. I ask you, where is the glory in that?

Pretty obvious imo.

[chunky]

made by david violence
used to hang around on planet-mu board/chatroom

[kakapo]

Hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs.

[Ifeelspace]

Society allows grown men to look at naked ladies through a man-made peephole. Imagine what an advanced species of alien would think after discovering that about us

It also allows the male member to be inserted through contraptions known as 'glory holes'. I ask you, where is the glory in that?

Pretty obvious imo.

How are those glory holes?

[cumberland sauce]

A deceased human body and a live human body have the same number of particles

Most radioactive elements are synthetic and only 9 are not synthetic on the periodic table

80% of metal from old airplanes are melted and made in to parts for your car

There are 8,000 satellites in space but only 560 still work the rest are dead

each yellow dot is a satellite so if you see a ufo chances are its a satellite falling back to earth.

Voyager 1 power sorce called Radioisotope thermoelectric generator is made with uranium

[roasty]

That's so fucked, shouldn't we bring them back safely to earth?

[cumberland sauce]

But how do you collect 8,000 satellites from space

[Deer]

Japanese scientist were able to download a sheep's memory into a hard-drive.

[THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON]

prepare to be mindfucked!!!
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