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#1 Joyrex

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 12:19 PM

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Featured here previously as a "funny packaging" image, here's the review of the infamous "Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots":


With Christmas and the New Year done, I thought it was time to get back in the saddle and try some more shite food. For lunch today I finally tried Mr Brain’s Pork Faggots after multiple requests. Loyal readers will know that offal based meat products hold no fear for me and I was quite looking forward to sampling Mr Brain’s variety of this traditional dish. According to good ol’ Wikipedia, “A faggot is traditionally made from pig’s heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes bread crumbs”. These ones are a little tamer, as they have left out the heart, much to my disappointment.

Posted ImageAfter getting the foil container out of the packet, my first reaction was ‘I’m not going to light the oven’. Thankfully you can Microwave them. I do not own such a thing a Microwave dish, so I put the huge meaty icicle into a microwavable dish and gave it its first 4 minute nuking. As you can see from the bottom right ‘midway’ picture, things were not looking good, however, they did smell quite appetising. The aroma took me straight back to my childhood, so after stirring and putting the faggots back into the Microwave for a final 3 minutes and 1 minute cool down, I decided to phone my mother to see if I had been fed them as a child. She denied all knowledge but said I could have had them at my Grandparents. More than likely. Enough with the nostalgia, it was time to eat.

Posted ImageIt says on the packaging “You asked for it! Now with more sauce”, thinking this must be pretty good, I tried the sauce/gravy first. I wasn’t disappointed. I will go as far and say it was the tastiest sauce I’ve eaten so for in this voyage of culinary discovery. The faggots themselves are like a soft meatball and have a slightly haggis like smell (which I love). They have a distinct liver and sage taste, with a hint mace and pepper. Not bad at all. By now our Bengal cat was whining at my feet expectantly. I shouted out to my partner “these are lovely!” to which she replied “well they smell f**king disgusting”. I looked down at the cat with a smug look on my face and said, “you’re not getting any of these, son” and polished off the lot.

Ingredients

West Country Sauce 62%: Water, Lard, Wheat Flour, Modified Maze Starch, Tomato Puree, Salt, Colour (E150c), Yeast Extract, Onion Flavour, Sugar, Herb & Spice extract.

Pork Faggots 38%: Water, Rusks, Rehydrated Pork Rinds, Pork Liver (15%), Pork (4%), Pork Fat, Wheat Flour, Salt, Sage, Spice Extract.

Appearance: 4/10
Taste: 7/10
Value: 6/10
Overall: 17/30

Retailer:
Wm Morrison Supermarkets plc
Manufacturer:
Kerry Group Plc
Cost:
£1.00
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#2 tauboo

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 01:07 PM

not shite

it's got fucking sage in it.. SAGE

sage food

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 01:09 PM

Well, the faggots weren't shite (well, I wouldn't eat them myself), but some of the other things they review are hilariously bad. To be fair, the US has more than it's fair share of crap prepackaged, preprocessed food that is probably as bad or worse than some of the offerings featured on that site.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 03:26 PM

what a load of rubbish. our food is no worse or better than anywhere else. also, we are just a tiny island in the northern hemisphere.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:45 AM

There was a review somewhere on tinterweb about a girl's love for Mr Brains faggots.

It's fantastic. I will try to find it now.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 05:04 AM

I don't know. When I was in the UK, I ate really well. I mean, some of it was bad. And their version of Burger King is rank (if you diss Burger King you diss everything that is great and wonderful about the US of A). But no worse than say, eating a Big Ugly from 7-Eleven.

What really blows my mind is the amount of Fried Chicken joints over there. I just don't get it.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 05:08 AM

*Looks at pictures*

I like how the ingredients list bothers to differentiate wheat flour in the sauce and wheat flour in the faggots.