usagi Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 does being a complete twat feel good? is that the achievement here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Given how easy it appears for you to find fault in my actions I wouldn't consider your whincing disapproval an achievement, that's for sure. Continues to pursue the removal of the sad amber liquid from this pint. NSW beer, carlton draught. It's ok actually, passes the time, first mouthful was the worst of it, heh. (was half concerned that knocking a new south Wales beer would line me up for another usadding, the other half of me was nervous to mention mass produced beer in case that also triggered posts from an itchy sphincter finger) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) I've unlocked the secrets of my brain. Now I can learn anything I want. Edited December 11, 2014 by logakght Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I've unlocked the secrets of my brain. Now I can learn anything I want. can you do that levitation thing? that's cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Sweet. Teach me oh swami, lord knows my distracted and less than determined brain needs tips and tricks of a powerful level to get this dumb arse to level up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 i've found an ingenious way to clean up the poop the rabbit does outside the tray. i put them in front of her, and she eats them! both groce and hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I have a huge oversupply of onions from my garden, enough to last most of a year. Want to store the lot but not sure if I can dry-store them well enough without losing them eventually. So I cut them all up and made a vast pot of caramelized onions, which I then batched into freezer bags. Now whenever I need onions I can chip a block off my giant onion ice cube. Home economics yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Lol at ginormous onion ice cube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 My girlfriend's answerphone message has remained unchanged since she was 13 (she's 23 now). I'm a 35 year old man who leaves messages for a 13 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Hearing one of these is going to freak some gc, h q officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Probably the one I just left about taking my belt to her later tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 you need to change your interests again IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 My girlfriend's answerphone message has remained unchanged since she was 13 (she's 23 now). I'm a 35 year old man who leaves messages for a 13 year old. lol this is in the fwp thread too lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I'm trying to surreptitiously check out and perhaps meet the eyes of this delightful young maiden, whom my peripheral vision is telling me keeps craning her neck around to take a peak at me. But every time I look up from my phone and in her direction this upset with existence slag sitting on the table in front, positioned facing me, stares deep cowling diamond tipped daggers straight at me. This woman contains neither shame nor remorse, she won't even acknowledge the warmth of my smile, cronish trollfiend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I think I'm going to get the fuck out of the legal profession. Who wants to start an Illuminati-type secret society with me, control teh worlds, make fat ¢ash yo, maybe hug some cute-as-fuck puppies at some point, it'll be great? Goddamnit, "Chilluminati" is taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 First item on the agenda on the road to global domination once you've founded your illuminati group. - infiltrate the legal profession. ha ha harrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 I'm trying to surreptitiously check out and perhaps meet the eyes of this delightful young maiden, whom my peripheral vision is telling me keeps craning her neck around to take a peak at me. But every time I look up from my phone and in her direction this upset with existence slag sitting on the table in front, positioned facing me, stares deep cowling diamond tipped daggers straight at me. This woman contains neither shame nor remorse, she won't even acknowledge the warmth of my smile, cronish trollfiend. Oh good, my coffee done, might get a beer. See there's positivity and light in my posts if you can find them. They can up the page count of the life successes thread. So did you go over and say hello or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 no, for two reason, she left whilst i was editing that post and her grandmother (no this isn't kakapo phone msg territory) was sitting at her table as well (no the grandmother wasn't the woman sitting directly in front of me, she seemed a kindly sort), oh and a third reason, i'm a big pussy. heheheheheh. Funny after that i walked further along through the shopping centre and sat down on some random big plastic sculptural seat thing with a plant in the middle of it. I'd walked past other seating areas that were occupied and i wanted a bit of peace, i was missing sleep because of the storm. Anyway i came to this big unoccupied space and plonked myself down and immediately a shop girl sat down strangely close, given the vast space available, to my left, who kept glancing up from her phone across at me and then a less appealing waddler sat to my right. So i got up and went to the pub for that beer. This is why i stay at home most of the time chen, never have to rue decisions not made, standards not met and opportunities passed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I think I'm going to get the fuck out of the legal profession. Who wants to start an Illuminati-type secret society with me, control teh worlds, make fat ¢ash yo, maybe hug some cute-as-fuck puppies at some point, it'll be great? Goddamnit, "Chilluminati" is taken. "Trilluminati" and "Killuminati" are also taken fwiw fwp imo tbqh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I think I'm going to get the fuck out of the legal profession. Who wants to start an Illuminati-type secret society with me, control teh worlds, make fat ¢ash yo, maybe hug some cute-as-fuck puppies at some point, it'll be great? Goddamnit, "Chilluminati" is taken. "Trilluminati" and "Killuminati" are also taken fwiw fwp imo tbqh So is Billuminati. And Philluminati: https://twitter.com/asapcroissant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) I think I'm going to get the fuck out of the legal profession. Who wants to start an Illuminati-type secret society with me, control teh worlds, make fat ¢ash yo, maybe hug some cute-as-fuck puppies at some point, it'll be great? Goddamnit, "Chilluminati" is taken. "Trilluminati" and "Killuminati" are also taken fwiw fwp imo tbqh So is Billuminati. And Philluminati: https://twitter.com/asapcroissant Seventh Donk Adventists you're welcome. Edited December 15, 2014 by usagi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Brohemian Grove? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perezvon Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 First world broplebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I think I'm going to get the fuck out of the legal profession. Who wants to start an Illuminati-type secret society with me, control teh worlds, make fat ¢ash yo, maybe hug some cute-as-fuck puppies at some point, it'll be great? Goddamnit, "Chilluminati" is taken. Brohemian Grove? I'm in dude. Let's do this thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Got a letter from the state saying I needed to claim an account in my name from a non-retirement mutual fund or the state will. Being a proud American, the thought of my country getting my money makes me sick to my stomach and violent with rage. So- confused as fuck, I contacted the investment company. Turns out my drunken Irish grandfather put 250$ into some investing scheme in international securities in 1992 under my name, most likely to use for college in some hairbrained scotch-soaked moment of clarity in which he felt $250 was worth investing... Apparently he made good choices with where it was placed as I just retrieved access and full ownership of the account and it's now worth $18,956 That combined with my garden bonus ($500xlb @ 12ish lbs) I got this week has made me more money than the entirety of working a years worth of baking in high end kitchens used to two years ago. Happy cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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