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eugene

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It's not uncommon for the FWP and FWA/S threads to get confused in the posting process.

 

I've done it. Lots of times haha.

 

Maybe it was a success to him though, maybe he likes tasting disappointment. :emotawesomepm9:

 

Wouldn't be life without tasting disappointment from time to time, amirite

 

Now I want a burrito

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Gone under 80 kilos, my target weight for the longest while. For my height, this is a very healthy skinny weight.

 

Feels good! Hope to lose another kilo or two to see if the remnants of podgy belly disappear completely. Only problem: some of my cool t-shirts / jackets don't fit right any more. :¬/

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Finally got 4G on my phone which means I can now realistically watch porn on my phone while having a shit in the unisex toilets at work, while listening to young female interns having a shit in the cubicle next to me.

 

And no I'm not watching shit fetish porn while doing this, that would be disgusting.

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Finally got 4G on my phone which means I can now realistically watch porn on my phone while having a shit in the unisex toilets at work, while listening to young female interns having a shit in the cubicle next to me.

 

And no I'm not watching shit fetish porn while doing this, that would be disgusting.

Splendid!

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I ate some bad Hawaiian food yesterday and got food poisoning. On the toilet puking into a trash can while I felt knives in my stomach for a few hours. I had to go to the hospital and get IVs hooked up. Pure, 100% pain and terror.

 

Today I feel like a million bucks and booked a sky dive for tomorrow. That's how we do.

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I'm actually hungry now.

should go for some loco-moco or something!

 

(I doubt you're feeling like eating Hawaiian again so soon though)

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THATS where you got sick?

 

Lol I've actually eaten there! It was either that or taco bell which was closeby. Dude sorry to hear that.

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Yeah everybody at the hospital was shocked to hear it. Apparently a 4 1/2 star Yelp rating = gruesome body horror and old world suffering.

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Troof. But seriously tho I'm waiting for the shuttle van right now, son.

 

Jumping out of planes ain't shit.

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I did it. I won

 

You should have eaten the Hawaiian again before you dived so you could projectile vomit / shit on the way down, as if you were trailing coloured smoke behind you, except made of puke and poop.

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I didn't get the pics or video but I got a neat little certificate to put on my refrigerator. I learned that when you're 14,000 feet in the air it actually feels like you're underwater. Against all odds, I conquered bouts of lingering diarrhea and pulled mad stunts. When the parachute deploys you better have your junk in place because your harness shows no mercy.

 

The view of the north shore of Oahu from up there was fucking incredible. The things I've seen with these eyes.

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