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I just got a new job with a startup game company.

 

Pretty excited about poaching some programmers for personal projects.

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I just got a new job with a startup game company.

 

Pretty excited about poaching some programmers for personal projects.

 

 

take them out from the inside.

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When I hear magnum I think rubbers... What are we talking about here?

This lol... How much money do they think she spends on rubbers that they'd work it into a job offer lol

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Unilever's idea of charity is dumping a load of useless trash on third world countries and whilst that country begs them to stop and then they get massive tax breaks on top of the tax they already not paying,... n that's just their charity shiz

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That's a good start but some corporate espionage would be better if you could just log into the mainframe and download all the classified files while running a script that replaces all instances of 'magnum' with 'marmite' then replace the unilever logo with a skull and crossbones more instructions later I know you can do this.

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That's a good start but some corporate espionage would be better if you could just log into the mainframe and download all the classified files while running a script that replaces all instances of 'magnum' with 'marmite' then replace the unilever logo with a skull and crossbones more instructions later I know you can do this.

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My dad worked for unilever until about 7 years ago. He designed/invented the twisty lynx cap thing for them, the one that means it can't pop on in your bag.

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Just casino style games, but I'm using it as a stepping stone.

Are you doing music for them?

 

 

No, since they outsource all of their audio. But as their company grows, I could possibly create that position.

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My dad worked for unilever until about 7 years ago. He designed/invented the twisty lynx cap thing for them, the one that means it can't pop on in your bag.

Best chat up line ever.

 

you would be suprised.

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