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The process of declutter and sprucing of flat is still ongoing, starting to look pretty good.

 

Yesterday I cleaned my oven. Two hours of unholy filth while bent in back breaking positions to get to the grim crooks and crannies.

Can see through the glass door now and everything.

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The process of declutter and sprucing of flat is still ongoing, starting to look pretty good.

 

Yesterday I cleaned my oven. Two hours of unholy filth while bent in back breaking positions to get to the grim crooks and crannies.

Can see through the glass door now and everything.

Next time, but some ammonia from amazon for a fiver, follow online instructions, but you basically evaporate it slowly at 50 or something.

 

Wait.

 

Open windows.

 

Open oven.

 

 

Muck comes off with one wipe.

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I got 98% on my senior law class project. =D

 

FUCK YEAH

 

"

 

Grade: 98.00 / 100.00

Hi,

Your marked assignment and grading sheet have been uploaded.

Best Regards,

Lorrie

 

"

 

edit: first world success for me for a reason... The first time I took this course (I dropped out of it once), the instructor was a total see you next tuesday. She would mark my projects as 55% when I have a... far higher average. When I asked her for feedback she would say "if I told you you wouldn't be learning" or "I'm not going to feed you answers" or other bullshit along those lines.

 

It really got to me and I ended up dropping out of the course. I can see now she was just being a complete cunt because I complained to administration that it took 3 weeks to mark one of my papers.

 

So in a way this is self validating in regards to my efforts.

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oh shit, I should totes get a bike.

 

Bought one about a month ago. It's the fucking best. It took me no more than a week or two to be able to ride to and from work without slowing down even though it's uphill most of the way. Also, it's a great way of waking up.

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oh shit, I should totes get a bike.

 

Bought one about a month ago. It's the fucking best. It took me no more than a week or two to be able to ride to and from work without slowing down even though it's uphill most of the way. Also, it's a great way of waking up.

 

 

wait up, i thought it was all motorbikes up in this place

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First good looking sunshine girl (pg 3 girl for you uk'ers) in ages.

wait, you guys have nudes in non-porn magazines?

 

Negative. Ours model in like bikinis are whatever.

 

Not to be rude but I find most of them fairly repulsive these days, almost like they just go down to the shelter and pick the first woman they see and do a photo op.

 

It's offensive really.

 

But today's was nice.

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the sun trolled everyone here last year, there was a huge campaign to get rid of page 3 boobs, and then one day, they were gone. there was just an article about a fully clothed female celebrity. feminists and activists were like woop we achieved something.

 

 

and then 3 days later the sun posted the most massive boobies you can imagine with a paragrah that literally said hahahaha fuck you idiots, you just got us 3 days of amazing publicity and we never actually said a thing about taking the boobs away.


i thought it was funny as fuck

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the sun trolled everyone here last year, there was a huge campaign to get rid of page 3 boobs, and then one day, they were gone. there was just an article about a fully clothed female celebrity. feminists and activists were like woop we achieved something.

 

 

and then 3 days later the sun posted the most massive boobies you can imagine with a paragrah that literally said hahahaha fuck you idiots, you just got us 3 days of amazing publicity and we never actually said a thing about taking the boobs away.

i thought it was funny as fuck

flol...

 

"We've had a Mammory Lapse"

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First good looking sunshine girl (pg 3 girl for you uk'ers) in ages.

wait, you guys have nudes in non-porn magazines?

 

Negative. Ours model in like bikinis are whatever.

 

Not to be rude but I find most of them fairly repulsive these days, almost like they just go down to the shelter and pick the first woman they see and do a photo op.

 

It's offensive really.

 

But today's was nice.

 

 

They've been hideous since before you were born, young'un.

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