xox Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 never kick sand in ninja's face (unless you like funerals) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 try and avoid getting aids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstark Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 the person who cares the least in a relationship has the most power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 seppuku is all you have left but dont fuck it up or you bring shame to everyone who knows you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M360 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 ...and remember to slice left to right. It's more stylish that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 On a similar note: slice with the vein, not across Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klopjob Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Never press meh in the exp-noise-weirdshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Try to live in a country that permits a dignified death by euthanasia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Never mind, they'll find someone like you. They'll wish nothing but the best for you, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 If you must blow your nose into a wad of bath tissue, make sure it wasn't already used for its original intended purpose first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 man who comes into advice thread will be unable to find solution to problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Devote life to martial arts to train mind+body connection and expand consciousness through body mechanics aesthetics. Become still like nothing and explode like now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 you are welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 noice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 My dear old Dad's laptop is older than time itself, it pains me to watch him use it - all he uses it for is web, email and photo management, so I'm looking at buying him a Chromebook - for the photos I'd also have to get him an external USB drive, but that's far simpler than me being on phone support for any cloud-related mishaps that may occur. Bearing in mind he's not going to be playing Dark Souls II on this laptop anytime soon, he doesn't need some overpriced Alienware monstrosity (an exaggeration, but you get the idea). I like the look of the Dell Chromebook 11, 4GB model is £199, seems like a nice build quality for the money, has a couple of USB ports for his mouse and printer, SD card reader for the camera pics, etc. and reviews favourably. Do you reckon that's a good shout, or is it worth looking into something Windows-based? I'm in no doubt he can make the switch to Chrome OS (he uses the browser already), and the majority of Windows is nowt but bloat for him... Hope resurrecting this thread can provide some assistance! Ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurix Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 You are the only person who can make yourself happy. Don't get surgery on your dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
may be rude Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 dont fart while walking down stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 If you've been feeling invisible running in the streets on dark evenings then by all means get a super bright headlamp. Just don't stand in front of a mirror when you test it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Don't work an overnight shift ever, under any circumstances. But if you must, smoke as much weed as humanly possible to mitigate any stressors. I don't work those hours anymore and have slowly become rehabilitated to normal society. But I can't say it was 100% worth it, even if the job itself gave me some interesting opportunities. It's more like "worth it" with an asterisk and some serious footnotes. I just don't know, glad it's over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Perform random acts of kindness > tell no-one about those random acts > spirit improvement 100% This is very true and I endorse it 107% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I probably already mentioned this one, but... There’s no reason to show up if you’re not invited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Don't work an overnight shift ever, under any circumstances. But if you must, smoke as much weed as humanly possible to mitigate any stressors. I don't work those hours anymore and have slowly become rehabilitated to normal society. But I can't say it was 100% worth it, even if the job itself gave me some interesting opportunities. It's more like "worth it" with an asterisk and some serious footnotes. I just don't know, glad it's over. Free bad advice: You probably can operate heavy equipment safely while stoned. This last few weeks I've been around (not strictly in a supervisory role fortunately) the odd nightshift with roughnecks who are blazed up to the eyeholes while driving morookas and dozers round frozen swamps. They've actually been doing all their shit completely fine with no cock-ups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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