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Texas idiot yells "fuck the gators" jumps into river, immediately eaten by alligators.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-killed-alligators-shouting-f-105508534.html

FLOL that's fucking awesome.

Maybe we can make that the new "Florida man".

Texas idiot. Has a nice ring to it.

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Texas idiot yells "fuck the gators" jumps into river, immediately eaten by alligators.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-killed-alligators-shouting-f-105508534.html

 

 

 

Texas idiot yells "fuck the gators" jumps into river, immediately eaten by alligators.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-killed-alligators-shouting-f-105508534.html

FLOL that's fucking awesome.

Maybe we can make that the new "Florida man".

Texas idiot. Has a nice ring to it.

 

 

Stop insulting my people. That man had real balls. I don't expect you commie socialists to understand.

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Texas idiot yells "fuck the gators" jumps into river, immediately eaten by alligators.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-killed-alligators-shouting-f-105508534.html

FLOL that's fucking awesome.

Maybe we can make that the new "Florida man".

Texas idiot. Has a nice ring to it.

 

Darwin award?

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Texas idiot yells "fuck the gators" jumps into river, immediately eaten by alligators.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-killed-alligators-shouting-f-105508534.html

FLOL that's fucking awesome.

Maybe we can make that the new "Florida man".

Texas idiot. Has a nice ring to it.

 

Darwin award?

 

 

I would certainly nominate him for one.

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Texas idiot yells "fuck the gators" jumps into river, immediately eaten by alligators.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-killed-alligators-shouting-f-105508534.html

 

 

 

Texas idiot yells "fuck the gators" jumps into river, immediately eaten by alligators.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-killed-alligators-shouting-f-105508534.html

FLOL that's fucking awesome.

Maybe we can make that the new "Florida man".

Texas idiot. Has a nice ring to it.

 

 

Stop insulting my people. That man had real balls. I don't expect you commie socialists to understand.

 

 

"Woodward was the first person to be killed by alligators since 1836."

 

It's funny, my first thought that this couldn't have been a Texan and must have been a blow-in from another state and on finding a more detailed article it states that the man was from St. Louis and had moved to Orange with his brother. In the accompanying video a texan offers a reasonable warning that everyone that would live there would realise, just like people in north queensland with crocs do, "if you see an alligator, show them respect, don't try to feed 'em, don't try to mess with 'em."

 

Sorry to defuse your naked statecism.

 

;-p

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There's a guy I used to work with in kitchens who is a real Texan anomily. To give some background, this is an ex-navy cook (yes he was a cook, that's it) that did 8 years in the navy, grew up as the semi-spoiled son of a successful doctor in East Texas. He's balding, short and has a pretty intense napoleon complex. The guy was nothing but nice to me when we worked together and was fairly 'liberal' when it came to his beliefs... or so I thought. Lately, he moved back to Texas and has just been going apeshit on facebook.

  • his favorite band is Radiohead
  • he thinks Obama is a muslim socialist
  • touts gun violence articles as reasons everyone needs a gun
  • he fervently preaches how 'dumb libs' and 'liberal punks' are dumb and taking away freedom
  • he posts shit about helping disabled people and eating organic
  • he supports big oil and industry to a fault
  • he posts things that say 'share if you're protecting your heratige' with the confederate flag... (he's of Irish decent and they immigrated after the civil war)
  • he posts stuff about how bush is bad while supporting any right-of-sanity candidate like Rick Perry
  • he says over and over again, the president needs to have served in the military
  • he posts about how women should be obedient
  • posts videos of people getting beaten for burning or stomping on a flag

It's a total anomaly, I'd never have thought this guy thought any of that shit without the internet... weird that he likes radiohead and emo bands while being a racist, sexist, xenophobic bro.

 

What's even weirder is how people like that claim they love this country and tell people to get out who don't agree with them... when the reasons they get mad at people is just those people's right to exist and think differently than you. It's no different than a muslim extremist killing innocent people for not liking their god or because they don't agree with the way they do things. It's the different side of the same turd. I really don't get how people who act like that can not see they are just as bad as the things they generally fight against... just seen through a different perspective, I guess.

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Lol, fuck knows how he manages to square all that in his mind. I'm just picturing this tiny wee man who's a seething, roiling cauldron of barely compatible beliefs and contradictions. Inb4 he cracks under the pressure and shoots up a school or whatever.

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These are the same people that are just fine with having a ridiculously bloated and runaway military budget and fighting for other peoples 'freedom'. They probably have bumper stickers saying 'Support the troops' or some saying about guns rights.

 

But NOOOO when you see some of the long dangling shlong that is the USA's militaristic imperialism driving around your town it's on to the "Obama is tryina force me n my gun into a FEMA camp." Lol fuck off.

 

Absolute loons. Can the west coast split off with BC yet? It's like having an embarrassing family member that you have to bring around a group of people you don't know, they're drunk and saying their fifth polack joke and talking about how the confederate flag is a symbol of multi-racial American pride. The south can go away now.

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These are the same people that are just fine with having a ridiculously bloated and runaway military budget and fighting for other peoples 'freedom'. They probably have bumper stickers saying 'Support the troops' or some saying about guns rights.

 

But NOOOO when you see some of the long dangling shlong that is the USA's militaristic imperialism driving around your town it's on to the "Obama is tryina force me n my gun into a FEMA camp." Lol fuck off.

 

Absolute loons. Can the west coast split off with BC yet? It's like having an embarrassing family member that you have to bring around a group of people you don't know, they're drunk and saying their fifth polack joke and talking about how the confederate flag is a symbol of multi-racial American pride. The south can go away now.

We'll take the portland breweries and ummm I guess some of the restaurants from Seattle and Portland. And you guys do grow some fine herb, even though I don't smoke much anymore. Also, I like the rest of Canada - even Quebec. So maybe better for Washington and Oregon to become the 11th and 12th provinces (or combine into one bigger territory - Washegon?).

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I'm not sold on NorCal. What do they bring to the table? Wasn't the central valley largely responsible for drought conditions?

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