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The actual pulp novel and dime magazine covers of the time were so interesting there's no need to parody them.

 

I found some good ones but they're lewd so i can't postenate. Like, "Man Hater, she would use her body to destroy any man." Highlarious

 

Seems there's plenty of pintrest accounts that focus on this kind of stuff, seems like pintrest has got all sign-in'ee though so fuck that.

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I found some good ones but they're lewd so i can't postenate.

 

its all about walking that fine line between the conspiracy

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What is that Ca$ne$$ thing in your sig? Is that a thing? Provide details or forever hold your peace.

Cashness sounds like hip hop terminology for swag. I need to know the origins of that whole sig area so i can push it to the masses. If it's just some hipster random kookiness that would be most disappointing. The sunglasses in the gif look like from some sci-fi film. And the the Remedial Sound Productions (underlined), theres obviously some thought gone into this sig area. Hopefully the user will give us the lowdown.

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is taken out of context from a porn scene, yeah baby

 

Remedial

 

is my now largely defunct dj project (kids will do that), and the underline indicates that it's a hyperlink

 

CA$HNE$$

 

Okay, so about 10 years ago I go out for drinks and billiards with my close friend and his sometimes-incarcerated younger brother here (Providence, RI), and along the way we find ourselves stuck behind a ghetto fabulous hooptie cadillac with the word "CA$HNE$$" in huge No-limit records arched gothic script across the tinted back window, as was the style. In context it was amazing b/c at the time his brother was part racist, part thugg life and this one nonsensical inscription just set off a chain reaction of wtf-ness that defined the evening. One of those things that you forget the next day but remember out of some faulty neural connection 10 years later.

 

HTH

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the idem autist equivalent to that ^ is driving a beat-up Prius with "LU$HNE$$" in Fixedsys font on a small, polite sticker placed neatly above and at exactly perpendicular angles to the right tail light.

 

edit: with KTPA blaring from the stereo but the windows rolled tightly shut.

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any one else see schlitze as watmms news reporter? or a p.i. or something.

"schlitze here on the scene of a real fucked up thread. details are sketchy at the time. will investigate further... signing off for watmm news...."

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Oh noes, mokz is de-rezing, get schiltze on the case!

 

You know we have a malt liquor for you here in 'mericha, rite?

 

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Back on topic though, most subgeniuses (subgenii?) I know love malt liquor

 

edit: I'd totally rock one of those idm/lush stickers on my '11 hyundai, though at the moment I've mainly been blasting kd4 and Jets out da box (sorrz, no idea what ktpa is :emb: kthx)

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Oh noes, mokz is de-rezing, get schiltze on the case!

 

You know we have a malt liquor for you here in 'mericha, rite?

 

 

I feel funny..

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the gif

 

is taken out of context from a porn scene, yeah baby

 

Remedial

 

is my now largely defunct dj project (kids will do that), and the underline indicates that it's a hyperlink

 

CA$HNE$$

 

Okay, so about 10 years ago I go out for drinks and billiards with my close friend and his sometimes-incarcerated younger brother here (Providence, RI), and along the way we find ourselves stuck behind a ghetto fabulous hooptie cadillac with the word "CA$HNE$$" in huge No-limit records arched gothic script across the tinted back window, as was the style. In context it was amazing b/c at the time his brother was part racist, part thugg life and this one nonsensical inscription just set off a chain reaction of wtf-ness that defined the evening. One of those things that you forget the next day but remember out of some faulty neural connection 10 years later.

 

HTH

Thank you for the in depth description on the various elements of the sig. The truth is I was looking for a connection between the three because last week I saw an old hospital porter with a CA$HNE$$ tattooed on the back of his bald head in bold letters. I immediately recognised it from the sig and started looking for answers. I googled Cashness to see what I could find about it but all the links were shit and led nowhere. I kept wondering what it could mean, could this old porter guy be affiliated with Remidial Productions i pondered? Seemed unlikely, could he know the guy in the gif with the sci-fi sunglasses? Even more unlikely. After what you've said the only conclusion I can draw from this is that the porter was driving the hooptie cadillac back in the day. Since then he's fallen on hard times (the financial crash or something) and fled to Britain to push beds around a hospital, all that remains of his old self is his CA$HNE$$, permanently etched on the back of his dome.

You know we have a malt liquor for you here in 'mericha, rite?

 

Yeah i saw there was a Schlitze beer back in olden times but i thought it had a picture of the pinhead on the bottle had no idea it was still being brewed, or that they now have a wild bull on the bottle, looks good, 5.9%, i'm gonna try and track some down.

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the idem autist equivalent to that ^ is driving a beat-up Prius with "LU$HNE$$" in Fixedsys font on a small, polite sticker placed neatly above and at exactly perpendicular angles to the right tail light.

 

edit: with KTPA blaring from the stereo but the windows rolled tightly shut.

 

wololol

 

 

The actual pulp novel and dime magazine covers of the time were so interesting there's no need to parody them.

 

There's some pretty great psychedelic/naff/wtf/terrible ones here: http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/

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Stuff a Subgenius might like - how about a bucket of hydrochloric acid with a picture of Bob at the bottom, urging you to kiss him...

 

metaphor for how the church promotes the intentional act of 'losing face'?

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last week I saw an old hospital porter with a CA$HNE$$ tattooed on the back of his bald head in bold letters

Oh man that's mental, I've long assumed ca$hne$$ was some semiretarded money/cars/bitches construct in the mind of a wannabe AfricanAmerican round these parts (though AfricanAmericans around here are not to be trifled with); I'd looked it up a few times myself and doesn't even have an urbandictionary entry ffs. And yet anything with a nonzero probability in an infinite universe must occur infinitely often, which your eying of some hospital dude with it in ye olde country only lends credence to the hypothesis. Could very well be an international fight club thing too, I dunno.

 

Yeah Schlitz used to be one of the top-3 selling beers in the States up until the 70s until it fell off hard. Somehow they branched out into malt liquor and found themselves a niche, go figure. Have you ever had malt liquor? It's like drinking beer poured down a tranny prostitute's asscrack at the tail end of a lucrative night.

 

Stuff a Subgenius might like - how about a bucket of hydrochloric acid with a picture of Bob at the bottom, urging you to kiss him...

 

I hope that's directed at my av and not the mang behind the curtain JR, cuz if it's at the later I'll have to ask you to step outside... say to the content portion of watmm.com, oh wait...

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