dr lopez Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Kale. PBR. PBR. Kale. this is what my life has become. PBR for nutrition, Kale for survival. Or is it the other way around? At this point, I'm not even sure. After two weeks this diet has shaved 5 lbs and countless years off my husky frame. I need to lose 15 more before any watmmer sees me in the flesh, let alone rob and sean, pls This might sound crazy. Unhealthy, unwise. You might think lil d-lo has lost his IDM marbles. Just you wait. When the first sounds of ae's genius hit us, grouped together in that dingy masonic temple, you'll see a slender flash of light begin to gyrate uncontrollably. What is that? A person? All you can make out is a faint beer can moving; there seem to be several axes of rotation. Upon further inspection a sprig of kale might be caught among the ensuing tumult. If you put the pieces together you'll know. Ahh! Of course! After all he's been through, you'll think, we better let him have this moment. till soon - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 dr lopez RIP 2015 "Before we could see him in the flesh, he turned to nothing but bones" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Swiss chard is where it's at, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Any good Kale recipes? I'm assuming you must have a few if it's all you're eating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 http://www.budgetbytes.com/2013/10/garlic-parmesan-kale-pasta/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 if people didnt know you were a hipster, now they have confirmation .. PBfuckingR, some stereotypes are there for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 im on ketogenic and i get sick of it. and i can eat fried chicken thats double fried in oil thats been fried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 why do people drink paps? tastes like sweaty garbage. you can spend $.50-1.00 more to have beer that actually taste like beer. the best beer in this star systems' only two fifty for cryin' out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 http://www.budgetbytes.com/2013/10/garlic-parmesan-kale-pasta/ I am going to try this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I am going to try this! its so easy... that website... i'm a cooking machine now! someone brought it up here on watmm awhile back and now i thank them. thank you. edit:that kale pastas way better with the egg too(over easy, but not too runny) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barung Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I've only been eating pasta and drinking peroni since I was 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegoat Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 why do people drink paps? tastes like sweaty garbage. you can spend $.50-1.00 more to have beer that actually taste like beer. the best beer in this star systems' only two fifty for cryin' out loud. >best beer I know this isn't a beer forum but come on man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 well it's my favorite. not sure if your my friend or enemy right now... *fingers twitch near waist-side* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QQQ Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 why do people drink paps? tastes like sweaty garbage. you can spend $.50-1.00 more to have beer that actually taste like beer. the best beer in this star systems' only two fifty for cryin' out loud. Good beer. Tastes like bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Strawberry and taugenot flavored Viporbeam ice cream It's the autechre texture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I've been living off chicken gizzards and durian fruit since I was 4 and now I look like the elephant man and you can too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 did I stumble onto WATMM in another dimension Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 http://www.budgetbytes.com/2013/10/garlic-parmesan-kale-pasta/ budget bytes is amazing, my wife came across that site years ago and we've been eating cheap and well since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Kale. PBR. PBR. Kale. This is like a summarized version of my diet tbh. Fruit + coffee + yogurt breakfast, sandwich or free office fast food at lunch, veggies and noodles for dinner with a beer. I'm a bit burned out on PBR, but i admit I like it. I used to keep that in the fridge fall/winter and Lonestar stocked spring/summer. There's a really cheap supermarket beer called FRIO I drink instead of water when I do yardwork. Anyway now I make a little more and drink craft beers mostly, but we just had a baby so I might go back to cheap beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I tried to eat uncooked "baby" kale a few times because it's supposed to be healthy and edible when raw. End result would have been the same if I swallowed laxative and glass. Fuck off, kale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 papa this was autechre related and i only wanted people who go to the ae subforum to see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 kale is best eaten when listening to gantz graf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Friend of mine in highschool went on a Twinkie/Kool Aid diet. He was completely lethargic, but lost a shitload of weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 none of this is true btw I eat loads of meat and drink exclusively fancy craft beer i was just excited about the lushness of dancing at an ae show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 kale pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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