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Penis cut off in attack in Middlesbrough

March 13, 2014 by Ifeelspace
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-26565833 Poor fella

Last reply by granty, March 14, 2014
Why can't I quote or link URL's?

March 12, 2014 by willochill
21 replies

1.7k views
Subscribed to WATMM about a month ago. It was a great decision but the only problem is in order to quote anyone I have to open a new window (if I just click quote it doesn't do anything), and I'm unable to link any youtube videos (if I click link and type in the url and click ok it freezes and I have to close the window, and for some reason I can't even paste the URL directly onto the post). Does anyone know what's going on? I have a Members Plus account.

Last reply by Joyrex, March 13, 2014
Odd/Weird/"Other" Youtube Videos

March 13, 2014 by gmanyo
2 replies

806 views
Thread for posting out-there/different videos that are worth watching, not usually suitable for the best of youtube thread, including: - Shrek Jokes - Spam Videos - Random shitty videos with like 12 views I'll Start. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcIaQQxo8FM

Last reply by joshuatxuk, March 13, 2014
Poker Thread

January 1, 2014 by LimpyLoo
22 replies

2k views
I'm not sure how many WATMMers are into poker, so I'm not sure if this is a viable thread. But if it is, then here it is. Strategy, Thoughts, Experiences, Jokes...this is the place.

Last reply by Ifeelspace, March 13, 2014
fuck you youtube 1 2

March 11, 2014 by YEK
31 replies

1.9k views
youtube is forcing me to sign in with google account losing my old account with my subscriptions

Last reply by Meadows and Labyrinths, March 12, 2014
wait, sr4 was banned? 1 2 3 4

March 9, 2014 by brian trageskin
85 replies

5.9k views
hahaha thanks for the final lolz dude. rest in piss

Last reply by user, March 12, 2014
8th MOST IDM Tournament: Brainstorming 1 2 3 4 11

March 2, 2014 by Root5
269 replies

12.3k views
It's that time of year again. Time to brainstorm candidates for the 8th MOST IDM tournament. If any new members are unfamiliar with this tournament, here's a brief description: We brainstorm stuff that we think is IDM. The top 64 will go in a bracketology. The winner is dubbed the MOST IDM until the next tournament (the tournaments are usually annual). Traditionally, we then do a tribute album to the winner. Tentative schedule (I reserve the right to change this a bit if need be): March 14th: Deadline for brainstorming. March 17th: Deadline for free-voting on the brainstormed ideas. March 19th: Deadline for voting on the top 64. March 21st: Deadline for vot…

Last reply by PhylumZunami, March 12, 2014
Skrillex AMA on Reddit 1 2 3 4 5

March 7, 2014 by hello spiral
104 replies

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Starting in 20mins http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/1ztuxf/hi_my_name_is_skrillex_ama/ Relevant: http://forum.watmm.com/topic/64859-britney-spears-hold-it-against-me/?p=1550825
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real-life hoverboard omg 1 2

March 4, 2014 by kinski
25 replies

2.3k views
i want to believe http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/4/5470408/doc-brown-tony-hawk-show-off-huvr-real-life-hoverboard

Last reply by Adieu, March 11, 2014
Hmmm DMX to Fight George Zimmerman in Boxing Match 1 2 3

February 5, 2014 by pyramidpanes
54 replies

2.8k views
Apparently this is gona happen! ---- http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/05/dmx-to-fight-george-zimmerman-in-celebrity-boxing-match/ forgot to say i hope dmx studies some bruce lee movies & kicks the crap out of him and miraculously a pair of nunchakus appear & dmx KO's him mortal kombat style

Last reply by Nebraska, March 11, 2014
internet browsers

March 6, 2014 by YEK
17 replies

1.1k views
i'm thinking about changing from firefox to something else... firefox is acting strange for me, like here on wattem i can't see the smileys or other post ttype stuff and youtube is a terrific mess too with different sized thumbnails of shit on the main page and i can't view any videos at the momentthe only thing i'm stressing is transferring bookmarks to a new program. oh and changing themes on here is impossible because when i click that link at the bottom it's like hitting the home key, bringing me up to the top of the page

Last reply by Joyrex, March 10, 2014
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 1 2

March 7, 2014 by Rubin Farr
47 replies

2.4k views
wow it's really been almost 10 years since the last film? Too bad Alba still doesn't show tits.

Last reply by Guest, March 10, 2014
this is an adidas commercial

March 9, 2014 by poblequadrat
4 replies

641 views
your time

Last reply by YO303, March 9, 2014
Worst Mother of the Year

March 6, 2014 by Nebraska
20 replies

1.7k views
http://youtu.be/yJU3GhyF4e4

Last reply by hello spiral, March 8, 2014
artwork help for cash

March 8, 2014 by pcock
0 replies

485 views
basically i need some nice, subtle dark artwork for a booking ive got on the 28th of march, the guy we were meant to be using is asking to much for something too rubbbish, so would anyone here be interested in whipping up a poster for me booking manni dee? i can pay £50 looking for something subduded, dark in tone. time is also a factor, basically need it to be done by tommorow to get it to the printers etc. thanks very much if anyone can help. suffocate peon, verticalhold in particular ive enjoyed your work.

Last reply by pcock, March 8, 2014
Bike Seat Taxidermy

March 6, 2014 by Joyrex
6 replies

1.3k views
Yes, the topic title sounds like a Venetian Snares track name... http://www.designboom.com/art/clem-chen-taxidermy-bike-seat-sculptures-03-04-2014/ Seriously - WTF. Kinda neat though, in a bizarre way:
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Frenchman launches poo protest against banks

March 7, 2014 by roasty
19 replies

958 views
A man protesting against ‘The System’ used a spatula to stuff faeces into the money slots of 17 cash machines in a western French city, police said on Thursday. It turns out this wasn't his first protest using human waste. http://m.thelocal.fr/20140306/french-man-launches-caca-attack-on-the-system

Last reply by spratters, March 7, 2014
LA Gangbangers Fighting in Syria (homie!) 1 2

March 5, 2014 by Nebraska
25 replies

2.1k views
http://youtu.be/kTogG38OPnI full story

Last reply by delet..., March 6, 2014
Archer 1 2

March 25, 2010 by sneaksta303
30 replies

2.3k views
Anyone here watch this gem of a show, from the makers of Frisky Dingo? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfx_V2mYT1w Not much on youtube for ye say sorry. It's up on the interwebs tho.

Last reply by Friendly Foil, March 4, 2014
Knife wielding group attacks crowds in train station

March 2, 2014 by delet...
21 replies

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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/02/china-mass-stabbings-yunnan-kunming-rail-station That's a bit off innit.
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After ten years orwhatever, it is time for me to move on 1 2 3 4

February 1, 2014 by SR4
96 replies

6.1k views
Good denizens of watmm, I am to leaves. I loveyou all and I bid you no ill well. It is time for me to move on. You have given me fun discussion. But you have given me none interest discussion. You r boring. This is fact. I must leave. I luve u all. Plz keep me in yur harts Bret harts eat shit n die -SR$ this is it i am goodbyed forevar
Last reply by delet..., March 4, 2014
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I need that picture

March 3, 2014 by Guest Calx Sherbet
8 replies

710 views
maybe not thread worthy, and it's probably the most common watmm request ever, but i need this picture.

Last reply by Guest, March 3, 2014
Help Identify This Comedy

March 1, 2014 by A Reggae Lee Bowyer
9 replies

875 views
I saw a brief clip of a comedy on a panel show or some kind of top 10 compilation thing a while back. The clip shown was based in an office and the joke was that a guy was trying to fax someone some plain paper because they had run out. That's really all I saw and have to go on. Any ideas what this show is?

Last reply by gmanyo, March 3, 2014
i was a warrior poet in the kitchen tonight, pt. 3

March 1, 2014 by kaini
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STEAK AND ALE PIE WITH MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY 500g diced steak 2 carrots, finely diced 2 sticks celery, finely diced 2 cloves garlic, finely diced 1 large onion, finely diced about 20 baby button mushrooms 2/3 pint beef stock 2/3 pint good ale or stout fresh parsley and thyme 1 tbsp smoked paprika puff pastry (i used premade) butter flour sugar salt pepper white wine vinegar to deglaze an egg, whisked, to glaze large pot baking tray toss the steak in flour and season with salt and pepper, then brown it and set aside make a mirepoix - finely diced carrots, celery, onion, and garlic put it in the same pot…
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Monty Python's Absolutely Anything

February 27, 2014 by Rubin Farr
8 replies

978 views
http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/27/kate-beckinsale-joins-monty-pythons-absolutely-anything

Last reply by Braintree, March 1, 2014