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Magaluf

July 21, 2011 by jhonny
6 replies

968 views
Best thing I've read all week! (for the non-europeans, Magaluf is a 'party resort' in the Spanish island of Majorca). (NSFW) http://www.viceland.com/wp/2011/07/pr-holidaybrits-abroad-we-went-to-a-foam-party-in-magaluf/

Last reply by BCM, July 22, 2011
Culinary Accidents 1 2

March 11, 2011 by Zephyr_Nova
35 replies

1.9k views
Yesterday I bought a bunch of deli meat and cheese + a couple bagels. I made my bagel sandwiches, both were alright but kind of disappointing. Today I still had a lot of the cheese/meat leftover, but no bread. So I decided to go ahead and just fold the cheese over the meat, leave it at that. To my surprise, it was a good deal more satisfying than the more conventional bagel sandwiches of the day prior. I am still basking in the afterglow of how much I enjoyed this breadless sandwich... it's just stupid how happy it made me. So much so that it compelled me to make this thread. But I don't want it to be all about my fucking breadless sandwich. Let this be the thread…

Last reply by YEK, July 22, 2011
Linux Receives 20th Birthday Video From Microsoft

July 20, 2011 by Muflontillah
11 replies

2.4k views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA2kqAIOoZM

Last reply by baph, July 22, 2011
Someone Snapped off my back windscreen wiper

July 21, 2011 by delet...
6 replies

3.5k views
I know it's probably not a big deal, but i don't make many threads (1-2 per year ??), and those that i do are off page one in usually a day or so. Anyway, this thing that happened kinda shitted me off, but also gave me pause for thought. It made me think because i've always known deep inside me, that if i had caught someone doing something to my car, that i would switch off logic, run up to and king hit the motherfucker, then wrestle him to the ground and molest his face and neck with my shoes by way of a good stomping. Now this is a nice idea, but in practise there would be many variables to consider, the key one being. "What if i'm not as tough as i'd like to …

Last reply by delet..., July 22, 2011
downloads are back. 1 2

July 17, 2011 by chaosmachine
38 replies

2.4k views
the rules are simple. 1. you must be logged in to access these. 2. don't share the links. 3. don't download more than 2gb a day, or 5gb a month. 4. one or two files at a time (don't use multi-connection downloaders, please). 5. this is an experiment, it might end at any time. these are hosted on my own private server, and the cost is directly out of my pocket. enjoy. http://forum.watmm.com/topic/67517-downloads/

Last reply by chaosmachine, July 21, 2011
Masterchef Synesthesia

July 20, 2011 by zazen
12 replies

1.6k views
by Swede Mason [youtubehd]IfeyUGZt8nk[/youtubehd] (jazz disclaimer I did a search allright?)

Last reply by patternoverlap, July 21, 2011
Events that would be incredibly scary and incredibly funny 1 2 3

July 20, 2011 by Fred McGriff
60 replies

3.6k views
So I'm trying to compile a list of things that could happen to me that I would find both terrifying and intensely funny at the same time. The only thing I can come up with right now is being chased by an ostrich. Any additional insight would be appreciated.

Last reply by keltoi, July 21, 2011
Spotify Available in the U.S. 1 2

July 15, 2011 by Guest nene multiple assgasms
31 replies

2.8k views
have any other u.s. americans checked this out? I signed up for an invite a while back, but it still hasn't arrived. I actually was fortunate enough to get an invite code from a reddit post today, however. the first thing I did once I logged in was look up phthalocyanine, since I figured they wouldn't have much of his stuff. as it turns out they have four of his albums. throughout the course of listening to no one said you didn't I think I heard two or three audio ads between tracks. it looks like this is going to be a great option for when I'm away from my music collection or want to check out an artist.
Last reply by Fred McGriff, July 21, 2011
- spotify
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETR & VPROC

July 19, 2011 by dr lopez
10 replies

1.8k views
U GUYZ R RELLY KEWL This one's for petr: this one's for vproc:

Last reply by QBLA, July 20, 2011
jean claude van damme: behind closed doors 1 2

July 18, 2011 by keltoi
29 replies

2.9k views
anyone watch this? he's nuts! full on mental break-downs and uncontrollable sobbing on camera... makes for total train-wreck compulsive viewing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ7hgbdJCMA

Last reply by jeremymacgregor87, July 20, 2011
Woman With Third Nipple On Foot

July 19, 2011 by triachus
20 replies

2.1k views
relevant to watmm's interests: http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124/case_presentations/pseudomamma/conde.html (NSFW) pics (NSFW): I'm not sure how much NSFW it is. I mean, yes, it's a womans nipple. But is it pornographic in some way? Would it be less lewd if it was on a man's foot? I'm sure thats an interesting topic for discussion.

Last reply by Squee, July 20, 2011
romance and love women / men etc

July 19, 2011 by vamos scorcho
24 replies

1.1k views
keep having dreams about this girl haven't seen her for years or months she used to a few months ago text me up to do stuff i ignored her texts cause i was scar[r]ed now i'm keep having dreams about her oh the pain it is so phat and wild i know not what to do about it, oh i think i'm gonna lose my maiiinnndd why must you come to me in my dreams? art thou coming to me from some lose dimension? or art my unconscious simply making thee from nothing much? a simple notice of my mind during the day? is this not a telepathic commune?

Last reply by vamos scorcho, July 20, 2011
The Price Of Gold

July 19, 2011 by Redruth
22 replies

1.5k views
. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14195981 .

Last reply by sup, July 20, 2011
F.Y.V.M.

July 19, 2011 by Terpentintollwut
8 replies

664 views
So I met a guy from Seattle last night who was on vacation in my town and asked me where he could meet some German girls, he seemed nice so I took him to the funfair that's currently in town (it's almost Oktoberfest-size). By the end of the night, around 1 a.m., we returned to the street where we met and there was a bloke lying on the ground, messing about with a motorcycle. We approached him, asking whether he needed help, he turned out to be another English speaking fella (probably from the UK, accent-wise). He says he tripped and can't get up, so we give him a hand. He insists that he is "not a bum" and doesn't want our money. Then he wants to go to the "Hofgarten", wh…

Last reply by Terpentintollwut, July 19, 2011
Is It Sexual

July 19, 2011 by Guest hahathhat
11 replies

639 views
just an intimate question

Last reply by Joyrex, July 19, 2011
beastie boys' new 30 minute video

May 7, 2011 by data
20 replies

2.2k views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evA-R9OS-Vo

Last reply by delet..., July 19, 2011
meth is a hell of a drug. not even once 1 2 3

June 17, 2011 by kaini
59 replies

4.6k views
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e61_1308199493

Last reply by keltoi, July 19, 2011
Post Ugly Pictures Of Famous People 1 2 3

June 7, 2011 by Redruth
54 replies

5.5k views
. post ugly pictures of famous people

Last reply by delet..., July 19, 2011
cute home brew Freemasonic productions

July 18, 2011 by awepittance
4 replies

511 views
some of these go from having an unintentional Tim and Eric quality to them that i appreciate very much http://vimeo.com/26490086 (this one in particular gives me a 7 1/2th floor orientation video vibe from Being John Malkovich) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009tNfQRd4o&feature=relmfu http://vimeo.com/25865960 http://vimeo.com/23363833 got any other stories? edit: i like how much of this shit is on vimeo, lots of hd freemason stuff going down here

Last reply by delet..., July 19, 2011
vinegar - condiment or seasoning? 1 2

July 14, 2011 by BCM
38 replies

5.2k views
i think it's condiment because you don't use it to season food. or do you?

Last reply by Guest, July 19, 2011
Holy shit guys, I'm going to Africa next week 1 2

June 30, 2011 by baph
28 replies

3k views
Dudes, so I am totes going to Tanzania from July 1-10 and will be doing safari things and I got loaded up on vaccinations a few weeks back and it's sinking in and holy shit I'm going to take lots of pictures and piss you all off with how many pictures I'm going to post but I'm going to keep it in this thread so that I don't piss you all off too much holy shit. I got a Tilley Endurables hat so that I can look like a wanker and not get even moar skin cancer, and it's starting to sink in that I'm going in 48 hours, sigh, holy shit. Also, any advice from anyone who has done anything like this would be greatly appreciated, eg, how do I avoid the massive shits (if I ge…

Last reply by Guest, July 19, 2011
Vodka or Video Games 1 2

July 16, 2011 by Guest hahathhat
29 replies

2.3k views
for one month, you can either drink, or you can play video games... but not both. which would you prefer to have? i am curious which vice has the greater pull 'round these parts. note alpha: i just wrote vodka for the alliteration action. any sort of booze you like may be substituted. note beta: if you don't like booze, if you don't like video games, or you like one but don't care for the other -- there is no poll option for you. you are irrelevant. but you can vote for one anyways

Last reply by baph, July 18, 2011
Who knew?

July 18, 2011 by Guest rumbo
15 replies

1k views
Each week I will try to find examples of fucked up nature shit and post it. We'll see how long that lasts. In the meantime, I'm not sure if that's a cock or a facehugger parasite alien.

Last reply by Joyrex, July 18, 2011
stage collapse at ottawa blues fest (vids)

July 18, 2011 by chaosmachine
5 replies

940 views
so a wicked storm blew through here earlier tonight. i was downtown, and it just got dark all of a sudden... checked the radar, and there's this wall of thunder coming in out of nowhere, moving at 3x the speed of a typical storm... end result? [youtubehd]dfqpXNfywT4[/youtubehd] [youtubehd]eCQXjCyYIaI[/youtubehd] also, this new culture of disaster response = stand around filming with your phone is kinda fucked up. but hey, the videos make for good internet, right? http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2011/07/17/ott-blues-fest-collapse.html

Last reply by halisray, July 18, 2011
derp

July 17, 2011 by sup
11 replies

1.5k views
how did this appear! cool new emotion thansk joyrex or chasomachine!!!!
Last reply by murve33, July 18, 2011
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