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Marginally funny late night talk show moments

May 30, 2011 by delet...
10 replies

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Interesting stuff used to be written in the margins of ancient texts, so there may be something of note to be viewed here. In this case, raising toddlers and lsd. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si7G2u4rE7k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypxzaFI26ds add your own as they come up, and are worthy, or marginally worthy, as the case may be.

Last reply by delet..., June 6, 2011
Ode to Chalie Chaplin

June 5, 2011 by goDel
11 replies

696 views
This clip got me a bit sentimental. The ending speech from The Dictator meshed with Hans Zimmers (OST Inception). A real tearjerker for the megalomaniacs of this world. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K75w6p7cKB8 Point being: never been to conscious of Charlies achievements. But that'll change soon. eddit: yeah reddit...

Last reply by J3FF3R00, June 6, 2011
ads on youtube vids

June 5, 2011 by Guest Calx Sherbet
9 replies

656 views
i haven't seen a single ad in months, not even on Vevo uploaded videos. yet i still see people complaining about them. is it like this for anyone else? why am i not seeing them?

Last reply by Bubba69, June 6, 2011
POST MORE IN EKT, YLC & MUSIC! 1 2

June 3, 2011 by Guest Blanket Fort Collapse
26 replies

1.5k views
Enough said you ADHD street carp

Last reply by foresense, June 5, 2011
Any Wattmers ever done any volunteer work?

June 4, 2011 by Guest Blanket Fort Collapse
16 replies

708 views
I'm looking to get involved some more and wondering if any of you street carp have ever had any really good experiences with short winded or long winded volunteering. My buddies have done this Muscular Dystrophy Association week long summer camp for 10 years. I told myself a couple months ago that I want do more to help people, be apart of a community and maybe even volunteer work. So when they called me and told me 6 counselors had to drop out 4 days before and that I had to drop everything to go "volunteer" for it I said... Shit I guess I gotta. I'm going to be in charge of a mobile rugrat for a week, they say it's a really really good time and I'm kind of excited …

Last reply by Guest, June 5, 2011
looking for video cover of MC 900 FT Jesus

February 7, 2011 by SR4
16 replies

1.1k views
does anyone else know what im talking about? some dude with an afx mask on is bringin the jams, mixing up some drukqs piano tracks with "Im Going Straight to Heaven"....but for some reason youtube removed it? it was fucking genius....anyone have a copy/know where it is now? any story behind it?

Last reply by SR4, June 5, 2011
Herbertsmithite

June 3, 2011 by Boxus
7 replies

849 views
I don't know if it's jazz but I started reading about Herbertsmithite the other day and I'm pretty blown away. This article seems like the best easy source of info: http://dao.mit.edu/~wen/NSart-wen.html It's thought to be a new state of matter, a string-net liquid, with electrons scattered like in a liquid, but dancing around each other in a Kagome lattice, which allows them to have fractional spin. And it might be the thing that lets us have quantum computers: IDM

Last reply by Guest, June 5, 2011
A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. 1 2 3

June 3, 2011 by Guest No Don't :(
50 replies

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The salesman says, "I was expecting the farmer's daughter." Barack Obama replies, "She's not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American Dream."

Last reply by SR4, June 5, 2011
Watmm=reddit 1 2 3

May 28, 2011 by chassis
52 replies

3.9k views
So now that we have to adhere to new rules, has anyone noticed that we've just resulted in posting reddit to WATMM. This applies to Gen Ban only of course. Just an observation, nothing more than that.

Last reply by o00o, June 4, 2011
that nasty e coli killer

June 2, 2011 by Guest yikes
19 replies

1.3k views
18 dead 1500 sick from a new combo form of an antibiotic resistant strain pretty idm kiddies

Last reply by chassis, June 4, 2011
Look at this fucking SPOT 1 2

June 24, 2010 by Guest Gary C
48 replies

3.1k views
I had a similar spot a couple of years ago. It was right in the centre of my forehead then, so I dipped a needle in boiling water and vodka and pricked the fucker. It popped and pussed and I squeezed a bagful of clear liquid, followed by blood and then dark grey matter. Unfortunately, after that initial spot, I'm pretty sure some of the dark grey dirt-matter escaped into two other pockets on my forehead. So I'd had this little grey lump just under the skin for about two years. It was a hard little nugget, about the size of my little finger-nail. It was nothing really obvious, it didn't stand out and wasn't noticeable to anyone else but me. Anyway, a whitehead…

Last reply by chaosmachine, June 4, 2011
Doctor Death

June 3, 2011 by Redruth
6 replies

618 views
. BBC . .

Last reply by essines, June 3, 2011
Life is great for once

June 3, 2011 by posture
15 replies

843 views
I'm trying to just live in the moment. In disbelief at how different this year has been. Holy fuck.

Last reply by Braintree, June 3, 2011
Katamari watmm yo

June 3, 2011 by tontonz1
6 replies

624 views
Copy and paste this into le url address bar javascript:var i,s,ss=['http://kathack.com/js/kh.js','http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js'];for(i=0;i!=ss.length;i++){s=document.createElement('script');s.src=ss[i];document.body.appendChild(s);}void(0); works on chrome, safari, and ff4. its pretty ballin

Last reply by dr lopez, June 3, 2011
Worst mod ever 1 2

June 3, 2011 by Silent Member
40 replies

2.9k views
What in the fuck is this shit.

Last reply by Joyrex, June 3, 2011
Roland Bunce

June 3, 2011 by Guest Gary C
3 replies

836 views
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jun/03/roland-bunce-next-model-competition I love you internet, you've filled me with giddy glee. I smell chan. Although sadly, Next are saying that the public vote is only a vote to get the entrants down to 250 finals before a 'panel of judges' makes the ultimate decision. It's a shame though, because I think suited and booted, he'd look amazing on the side of a Next shop/billboard.

Last reply by keltoi, June 3, 2011
duplicitous media double talk/spins

June 3, 2011 by Guest yikes
0 replies

342 views
yay! nato resumed airstrikes= nato is bombing people with bombs made in the US,Sometimes they use cluster bombs israeli gunships strafed terrorist militants in gaza today- Apache attack helicopters made in the US machine gunned unarmed peasant "palestinians" today its in the sports section too- No suspension for Burrows- this means its ok to bite the other guy on the hockey team now as long as you lie about it later and deny you bit him

Last reply by Guest, June 3, 2011
new slang and cool phrases

June 3, 2011 by vamos scorcho
4 replies

2.4k views
i just thought of one I call it: 'Going classic' "He's going classic on those shemales" 'going classic' means to do something that people will find 'classic' in the future when talking about it. so if Charles does a really good dunk on the coach then everyone around the pool will be clinking their cups and saying he was 'going classic.' number 2: Strolling now, this is a complex shit. it's actually not very funny. but we used to say it all the time. like 'bitch i'm trying to stroll right now.' it was the funniest thing i have ever seen, no seriously. plus everyone was laughing and joking around back then so it was pretty classic.…

Last reply by ericsosh, June 3, 2011
no TV 1 2

June 1, 2011 by keltoi
30 replies

1.5k views
long story short... i'd been using an analogue aerial to get freeview so i didn't have to use the shitty virgin remote control as well as the tv one and forgot to retune before the switch-over. tried tonight and my box or cable isn't working, so someone in india tells me i'm fucked until they can send a tech on monday next week! he asked me "is this comfortable for you?". it was creepy the way he said it, i'm going to have nightmares. and read more books.

Last reply by Guest, June 3, 2011
A disturbing story 1 2

April 23, 2010 by Dragon
44 replies

3.3k views
I found this story on 4chan about a week ago with the message "no one will read this before 404", and I've just read it all the way through. Fucking hell, this is freaky stuff. I urge you to read it all, even if it takes a while. Trust me, it's worth it. It's a .png, so there aren't ant scary frames or anything like that.

Last reply by baph, June 2, 2011
create fake song names 1 2 3 4 5

May 22, 2011 by Guest Helper ET
106 replies

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my baby aint callin' (cause i dont have a phone) butter me up (cupcake) remember the good ol' days (i forgot) i spent my lunch money on drugs (marijuana) more hugs, less war i always lose (and try so hard) the sky is falling, the ground is floating game over, man

Last reply by patternoverlap, June 2, 2011
Next-Next Gen Consoles - What will you get? 1 2

May 31, 2011 by Tessier Ashpool
44 replies

2.8k views
So, recently specs leaked for the new Nintendo Console, set to be revealed at E3 (see attachment below and take with a grain of salt). Regardless of whether these are correct, early word suggests that the Console will have a traditional controller, but that is will include a 6" touchscreen that can "stream entire games to the device from the console". Also, that the console will be more powerful than either the XBOX 360 or the PS3. Less reliable rumors suggest that Rockstar is on board (with some gandering we'll see GTAV at launch) as well as Nintendo reaching out to western developers to "reclaim" the hardcore crowd. Console to launch sometime in 2012, so they…

Last reply by Squee, June 2, 2011
Florida’s Mugshot King WORKS IT For The Camera!

June 1, 2011 by J3FF3R00
8 replies

1.4k views
http://truecrimejunkie.com/uncategorized/floridas-mugshot-king-works-it/

Last reply by baph, June 2, 2011
Dazzle Camoflage 1 2

May 31, 2011 by Guest Coalbucket PI
26 replies

2.9k views
Apparently in World War I someone decided that boat camouflage wasn't working because none of them were good in all weather conditions, and so this 'dazzle' paintjob was invented. It doesn't make it less visible, but makes it hard to tell what sort of boat it is, how fast it's going and in which direction. Snazzy stuff I'm sure you'll agree. A bunch of photos here http://twistedsifter.com/2010/02/razzle-dazzle-camouflage/ Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage also while I'm on the subject I think digital camouflage is pretty IDM too

Last reply by joshuatxuk, June 2, 2011
The Katzenkavalier

May 31, 2011 by Guest hahathhat
7 replies

943 views
The details of the cat organ present it clearly as an instrument cat lovers might wish was a fictional horror, much like the “mouse organ” on Monty Python’s Flying Circus3. It produces katzenmusic by torturing live animals as a productive means, causing them to mew on demand: literally cat-calls that are not merely cat-calls, but something more—a form of music semiotically reassembled from the distinct voices controlled by the device. As Weckerlin’s description of the procession shows, the cat organ functions symbolically, based on the association of cats with devils and an immaterial, supernatural order where normally antithetical animals come together in a peacable king…

Last reply by Guest, June 2, 2011