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  1. Kilgore Trout
    i didn't understand what was happening, so i contacted my local colundi representative. 'marty' then told me to take a closer look at the side c/d record that came in the white sleeve. i was reassured that the equatorial menstruation was new, cutting edge, bio-audible colundi technologies that would release a toxic musk into the air... destroying all clear records within a 23m diameter. edit: any1 else get a bleeder?
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    looks nice, plays clean. all my other clear records sound like shit so i'm happy.
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    ^watacunt. thanks for the piccadilly records link :)
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    'The Aphex Twin Cheetah EP uses digital sound generation techniques combined with wave sequencing technology to bring you sounds with movement and depth rarely found on records today. To assure that your Cheetah EP will give you many years of enjoyment, please be sure to read the owners manual carefully before attempting to operate the Cheetah EP. If you wish to experiment and create some sounds of you own, first try editing some sounds we've already made for you, before attempting to create a patch from scratch. We sincerely hope that having battled through the programming of the Cheetah EP, you have not become familiar with the exeptional potential of this record. Have fun programming, and if you create any superb patches and tones which you feel deserve to be appreciated by other Cheetah EP buyers, send a MIDI System Exclusive Dump of them, on a disc to us at WARP and if we also think they are superb, you could be rewarded for your efforts. Try Us!'
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    The Metropolitan Museum of Art has a new exhibit that's entirely internet meme style art...
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    http://gawker.com/man-in-animal-onesie-and-fake-bomb-vest-shot-by-police-1773714245 robot confirms suspect was wearing hedgehog onsie while giving the 'you dead?' nudge. also, not bomb. chocolate.
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    Baltimore TV Station Evacuated After Bomb Threat http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2016/04/28/baltimore-tv-station-evacuation-after-bomb-threat/ http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/reports-man-walks-into-baltimore-tv-station-claiming-he-has-a-bomb/158036506 "...He talked to me and was wearing what appears to be a full body white panda suit, surgical mask and sunglasses. He had a flash drive, said he had information he wanted to get on the air..." "The man was wearing a hedgehog onesie when he walked into the TV station." Hedgehog or Panda hoodie? the situation is ongoing & just to chaotic to tell. a robot has been dispatched to bleeding boy now...
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    dam funk always goes nuts. there was some live stonesthrow thing on youtube a couple years ago & he was all drunk talking random shit for like 20 minutes.
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    click the link, add a 3 at the end of the html. hit enter. right click. save as. im a piece of shit
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    a special Adventures in Stereo last night w/ DAM FUNK & PEANUT BUTTER WOLF http://archive.kpfk.org/mp3/kpfk_160424_220030spaceways.MP3 mp3 goes away in two weeks so get that d/l src="http://archive.kpfk.org/mp3/kpfk_160424_220030spaceways.MP" <-add a 3
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    straight out of north san diego county
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    living flesh is a crime, but making dankmemes with dead-rotting dogs is cool. thats watmm law for ya.
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    i saw prince in 2008 at coachella and he was easily the second best thing i saw that weekend... sorry prince, king james rules supreme.
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    i was at ihop yesterday morning and lets go crazy started playing on their speakers just as i walked in. weird.
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    i was all around downtown la skating yesterday & saw many people smoking joints while walking down the street. one young man even had a camera crew filming him as he walked down 7th street, smoking his drugs like a madman. if only they had the decency of every bum with a tent on skid row / freeway-bridge. hotbox that shit like a gentleman.. ur really gonna walk around, wind blowing all crazy n shit, smoking that joint you just carefully rolled. shame.
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    bless this thread on our dankest of days,amen shake the haters little guy kuz todays ur d-ayyy lmao divide & conquer cunts
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    i dunno
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    adventures in stereo every sunday night. 10-12pst. http://kpfk.org/ 90.7 if you're around LA.
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    here you go, guy in the dank memes thread...
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    sorry, i can't help you. i never make a meme above 420p. doing so might cause negative disturbances in the dankforce, according to meme-lore.
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    'HEY KID... like what you see?' ... ___ meanwhile, our hero trains his hardest back on roshi island. will he be lush enough in time to defeat the evil that waits ahead? find out next time on IDMZ!
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    almost done reading Hyperion by Dan Simmons. just finished the detectives chapter and holy-moley i feel like an idiot for leaving this on the shelf for so many years. anybody here read The Terror? any other simmons recommendations?
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    largs is so silly
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    im down.
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