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  1. hello spiral

    Butts

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Nuttz

       

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  2. Audioblysk

    Some aging white guy was popping off at the mall at this little Mexican kid and yelling at him for running in the mall. He actually said 'you kids are ruining this country'. I walked up, tapped the guy on the shoulder, got in a bro stance and said 'You gonna make it great again? You're gonna make America great again, huh?' -- The whole situation stopped completely, the kid ran away and the aging white man looked at me with his mouth open then walked away really quickly. I...

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      ...yes, my cum. I kept it in a bag for such an occasion. Jesus had known about my seed and made it a point to quest his 4th-dimension-afterlife to destroying the remainders of my bloodline. Little did he know this was trick cum...

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  3. madisonthorne

    Bombs Over Ibiza!

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      drop bombs AND acid I always say.

  4. Hugh Mughnus

    I miss Tauboo =(

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Joyrex sits laughing in his throne of watmm gold, cackling at his computer with is crocodile-dog mouth. Your feelings are nil StephenG. NIL.

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  5. lamourfou

    Is this me updating my status? Am I doing it?

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      I like that.

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  6. auxien

    if you had to listen to a sound 30 seconds or less on loop forever in the background of everything what would it be?

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      the sound I heard staying in Belize - Jungle + water softly washing on the beach. I could bathe in it.

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  7. logakght

    guys you can now check my webpage http://animanoir.com/

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Looks good man :)

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  8. Audioblysk

    Strawberries are probably the most superior berry... maybe a good, ripe blackberry would be #2. Fuck blueberries. Raspberries are alright. Strawberries are at the top of their game.

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Blueberries are a cock-tease to me. It's never as sweet as I want it to be and the skin gets in my teeth. Raspberries lose points due to the seeds tasting like cum and the fact that 95% of raspberries in the store are picked way too early. We've got a Rainier cherry tree in the yard and I love it to death, I just don't consider it a berry because technically it's a stonefruit. Strawberries FTW

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  9. hello spiral

    My bread smells of ethyl acetate

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Good call. Bake a loaf and throw it at a vagrant.

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  10. hello spiral

    My bread smells of ethyl acetate

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      I learned today the LD50 of ethyl acetate is 5.5g/kg. That's a lot. Bake your own bread - It's well lush to do so and easy to do in any oven and kitchen!!!!

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  11. Hugh Mughnus

    RIP in pieces JE :

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      He lived so we didn't have to know the truth. Conspiracy Jesus, we weep at your tomb while Eugene dances on your grave.

       

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  12. Audioblysk

    Cram it, lady.

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      ^^Just makes for more thirstlier desires.^^

       

      Crammit, daily.

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  13. Friendly Foil

    amazing music:

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOM BOOM BOMBOOMBOOOMB

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  14. Audioblysk

    Drop acid AND bombs.

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Get on it, it makes peace look like a battlefeild

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  15. logakght

    Imagine the last day of your life.

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      lol these replies

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  16. Blir

    I'm eating tasty roast beef

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Wait... so you weren't eating pussy?

       

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  17. Hugh Mughnus

    DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH? DO YOU?!!?

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

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  18. Hugh Mughnus

    Happy birthday to meeee. I'm a quarter century old now. =(

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      You're a year and 1.75 months older than me. YOU OLD MAN

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  19. afx8592rdj

    I'm new here. Own a factory of your desired food franchise or get access to Richard's personal archive? Nice to meet you all.

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      read the rulles

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  20. PhylumZunami

    just drank a fifth of vodka... dare me to drive?

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

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  21. Uniret

    everything is boring?

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      boring is always rape

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  22. Friendly Foil

    This is not real enough

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      I wont stand for it. That's for fucking sure.

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  23. Adieu

    Just got some stands and repositioned my monitors and it's like I've got new ears.

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      You will soon realize that all your low-end is mixed like crap. At least that's what happened to me...

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  24. Friendly Foil

    Seafloor salad

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Tuna Steak

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  25. Audioblysk

    1000 posts in. BOOM

    1. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      and the thunder down under.

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