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  1. Ivan Ooze

    Greg hates WATMM

  2. Ivan Ooze

    maybe he did touch some children but the man is a great singer

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    2. Brisbot

      Brisbot

      Yeah I understand conflation with the music, but really they are 2 separate things entirely.

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Not if Michael made rapey with cassettes of his 1987 Album "Bad"

       

    4. Brisbot

      Brisbot

      Lol. Brings new meaning to the lyric "Your butt is mine"

  3. Ivan Ooze

    manowar members masturbating behind bars

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    2. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      bulk:http://loudwire.com/manowar-guitarist-karl-logan-possession-child-pornography/

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      oh wtf

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I retract my previous support lol.

  4. Ivan Ooze

    mass pelvic organ collapse ep

  5. Ivan Ooze

    suckin on my gonk like she knew the splesh

  6. Ivan Ooze

    it's like 10000 splesh when all you need is a gonk

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      isn't it violvoic? dontcha think?

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Gonks are basically walking batteries

    3. d-a-m-o

      d-a-m-o

      ambergonk

  7. Ivan Ooze

    Her gonk i did splesh

    1. Turbo Zwanengestuif

      Turbo Zwanengestuif

      3 times a hail mary will do

    2. Plarkreluke Banloboh

      Plarkreluke Banloboh

      Shimripl her real casual like

  8. Ivan Ooze

    athems to the welkin at splesh

    1. d-a-m-o

      d-a-m-o

      Emperor 4 life

  9. Ivan Ooze

    Athems to the welkin at gonk

  10. Ivan Ooze

    this liquid filled gonk is sure to please me

  11. Ivan Ooze

    i woke up to niggas sounding like bqbqbq

    1. triachus

      triachus

      bqbqbqbqbqbqbqbqbq

  12. Ivan Ooze

    YOUR DAD IS GONNA FIND OUT

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      j/k sorry about dead dad

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Me too, it is unfortunate.

    4. d-a-m-o

      d-a-m-o

      flol that avatar is so perfect

  13. Ivan Ooze

    I AM A PHANTOM OVER THE BATTLEFIELD

    1. triachus

      triachus

      im scared

  14. Ivan Ooze

    you can live in my coffee cup

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      ill feed u cum every dayyyyy

    3. auxien

      auxien

      you can live in my coffee, cum.

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      great coffee! I creamed it myself

  15. Ivan Ooze

    bananas and blow

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    2. Hail Sagan

      Hail Sagan

      stuck in my cabana

    3. triachus

      triachus

      VAMOS AMIGO

    4. JUVITH SITH

      JUVITH SITH

      blow a banana

  16. Ivan Ooze

    What's the ugliest part of your body?

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    2. triachus

      triachus

      dude, even cholas keep it clean

    3. Adieu

      Adieu

      colon

       

  17. Ivan Ooze

    My ball turned to stone when i heard the news... what's on the news??

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    2. triachus

      triachus

      ball

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      looks like a penguin

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      looks like a penguin

  18. Ivan Ooze

    MOOOOM punch my ball!!! i got 10 new afx albums!!!

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      would you accept a nun ball punch instead?

    2. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      me and kanye forgive you steph, yes you can both punch my ball

       

  19. Ivan Ooze

    listening to weed and afx gift till i die

  20. Ivan Ooze

    bitch i'm ballin so hard that i think that i'm moby

    1. triachus

      triachus

      FEELIN SO REEL

  21. Ivan Ooze

    if syro do nun i am a ball

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      if nun prolapse syro do priest weakling child balls

    3. Klopjob

      Klopjob

      @Blank agreed

    4. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      we ballin

  22. Ivan Ooze

    weed and syrop till i die

  23. Ivan Ooze

    you know how it go

  24. Ivan Ooze

    new anal tampax release

    1. Adamovich

      Adamovich

      Are you one of those girls for whom time stands still, once a month?

  25. Ivan Ooze

    koolin in this hellhole

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