I found this today:
It's not that exciting, the digital distortion thing had me going at first because I hoped it would be a digital distortion but as expected it's just a gigantic jogwheel that makes super cool authentic 90s dj hiphop style scratch sounds.
The thing that makes it somewhat interesting however is this:
It has trigger inputs! 😱 And it has a headphone out and a mic in. So at least it will provide some sample fodder and I can hook it up to the modular for polymetric carribean digital music style ambient rock. It runs on batteries so there's a good chance it will start making cooler sounds when they start running low. When I'm a bit less shit at electronics I might try hooking it up so a controllable power supply so I can starve it and get permanent crunchy disco drums.
Also I dropped it on the tiled floor of the restaurant I went to with my brother and something came loose inside it but it still works, this thing was clearly built to last.