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  1. Yeah, no, I meant it more like, if you feel that humanity should be wiped out why not start this process yourself right now.
  2. I don’t understand why we need to be replaced first in this scenario. Why not start putting us down now?
  3. Recorded a mixtape of some of my favourite post-punk and related tracks recently, maybe some of you will like it. Been meaning to add a tracklist, will try to get around to it during the coming weekend. PM me for lossless download. \ NB; Wubbo Occult refers to Wubbo Ockels, one of the few dutch astronauts and doemdenken is a word invented by one of the netherland's greatest comedy duo's; van Kooten en de Bie, literally it translates to "doom thinking". They coined this word/phrase in the late 80's (I believe) and it has since become part of regular dutch nomenclature. The spoken word snippet between the first and second track is from the sketch where this term was introduced and roughly translates to: "An insufferable and ridiculous negative mood is dominating the netherlands. Only half a year ago mentioning the possibility of a third world war was as much of a taboo as speaking about suicide. But now if you don't participate in this constant negative stream of thought and make this doom thinking the essence of your entire being you are no longer relevant."
  4. This is totally over my head. But is Jordy "B" Petey lampooning oh dearism by parodizing non blue-collar low wage workers and trying to win them (us? me?) over by briefly satirizing himself? What's going on? Is this a man desperately clinging on to his 15 minutes?
  5. Reminds me of that german dude on here who sanded his analog four and then went onto a quest into the sahara for berber tapestries involving acid fuelled bargaining sessions spanning multiple days. Was also quite confident that owning the latest iphone would positively impact his copulation coefficient.
  6. Cheers! It's not exactly a high-profile or high-status job but it's a small world and I've shared a lot on here (and intend to continue doing so without any regrets) so will keep the exact location vague, but thanks for asking as I'm dying to share more ; -) The job is doing building maintenance for a modern-art museum. I've always felt most at home working at cultural institutions like music venues, museums and so forth, but always as a hired tech/3rd party, and in a different capacity that I had to say goodbye to.Now I get to roam the endless utillity tunnels and exhibitions, frollick around the workshops stocking up my toolcart attempting to solve puzzles ranging from leaking roofs and stuck elevators to helping figure out the restoration techs how they can improve their lab and trying to retrieve some stuck artifacs from a cavity wall accomodating Metzinger and Picasso. Might sound a bit strange or inappropriately grandiose but I feel liberated after 5+ years of defaulting myself into perfectly fine and not at all horrible but zero-perspective minimum wage jobs. Ooof, apologies for the syntax and punctuation. Saturday night.
  7. Don’t wanna jinx it but can’t keep silent either. Basically landed my for the time-being and realistically achievable dream job. 3 days in and haven’t been fired yet. So happy!
  8. Stamppot rauwe andijvie and a pint of some kind of ale that came from one of those Lidl classic ales of yore packs. Both are being tasty.
  9. Was gonna get that for the scat setting but it sounds like shit.
  10. I’d say so. It’ll flip back to ripped jeans and t-shirts for a bit around your 50s and then back to comfy sweaters and dark coloured chinos plus padded underwear. (Because of having a leaky dick or just being straight up incontinente.)
  11. Yeah, well... those limited edition coffeecups aren't gonna pay for themselves.
  12. Uhhhhm, I realize this is an IDM forum but none of you actually listen to any popmusic? This has richard all over it. Just listen to the snare.
  13. user

    I need a DJ name

    DJ Ostojeffsky DJ Something in my bum went rum-pa-pum-pum DJ Free Samples DJ Colonoscopy DJ Ezus
  14. Fucking hell, what a nightmare. I realise after some more reading that my references and general drug related axioma’s are somewhat outdated. I was aware of the ubiquity of fentanyl and how potent and potentially dangerous it is but completely unaware of how cheap it is and how much more likely it is that it ends up being sold as another drug. This occurred to me as well. Of course playing a random pre-recorded colonic symphony would not work unless my housemate would already be acquainted with my personal cacophony and therefore be able to distinguish it from the foley farts and vice versa. In which case camouflaging would no longer make sense. Highly personalised phase-cancellation might be the answer though. Throughout the coming days I will record as much of my drawerless jams as I can, after that it’s simply a matter of replacing the factory ROM in one of the more common sound princess models with a custom EEPROM. I’ve already found a service manual. A common household slope detector will instantly address the ram bus and an inverting op amp circuit (might get some burr browns for this actually) driving a high-output piezo electric horn transducer will take care of the rest. I expect to muffle at least 90% of the rms of my anus, any abnormal peaks will be cloaked and perceived as high pitched whines, or, in the worst case, the sound of rupturing the skin of a medium to large diameter hand drum. This will literally take no more than a couple cauliflowers, some onions, eggs and patience. Make the recordings and just make sure the dynamics are there but maybe add some subtle compression to make life easier. The additional circuitry can be done on a bit of perf board and for the rest just use what you’ve got in your parts bin. Although I’m going fancy with the opamps there’s no need to use audio grade electrolytics or whatever.
  15. That is an excellent idea, thanks! An added bonus was reading the “anal hygiene” Wikipedia entry, which has some real gems.
  16. Recently welcomed a new housemate and since my current general mode of shitting is violently explosive and the walls in the apartment paper-thin I’ve been taking more train-shits than usual and it’s really not all that bad. Two things to keep in mind; make sure there’s toiletpaper (seems common on trains to be blasé about the shit tickets) and prepare for looks of disapproval and disgust when exiting the toilet. I try to sit down next to the first person to make eye contact to deal with the looks.
  17. Now I understand why the Muskmeister named it x. It’s because he and others on the x are still being x’ed out by the deep state and society in general. Free Elon! Which incidentally will be the name of the tropical island where Musk will found the first true free country; Freelon (it sounds like vrij land in Afrikaans) and there found the society that will eventually colonise mars (to be named Freelon World). Xoxoxo (the o symbolises mars(Freelon world)).
  18. This really depends where you are, I think. Afaik this is negligible in Europe. Not sure how it is now and didn’t dig deep for these numbers but up until quite recently (2018 I think) various authorities (even in the states according to Google) reported up to 80% of seized cocaine being contaminated with levimasole, which comes with its own fun set of possible side-effects and future health-benefits.
  19. Ace! Please name it the slanty shanty.
  20. Probably not the most popular opinion, because it's so popular, but I think clouds (or a clouds clone) is great for glitchy stuff.
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