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ambermonk

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  1. we can't always win

  2. disregard the constabulary

    1. may be rude

      may be rude

      why dont you take a laxasaurus

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      because it pooped its way to extinction eons ago

  3. So Earth is roughly 4.5 bn years old. That also happens to be the half-life of uranium. Coincidence?

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      radioactive decay is a helluvathing

    2. ambermonk
  4. When a bunch of people get killed in the world every day, should we still give a shit about the Kardashians?

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    2. triachus

      triachus

      how can reality tv shows be real if your eyes aren't real

    3. Friendly Foil
    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Ugh, what was I thinking. At least this isn't a thread.

  5. avian head oscillation

    1. Verdant Hickies

      Verdant Hickies

      *cries imaginary tears because real ones are a waste of water I can't afford* (this symbolizes my sadness about being too poor for these) In other words: sick!

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      I'm pretty much broke myself. Just thought this was cool news.

  6. Brothomstates is still lush

    1. Lewps

      Lewps

      fuckin oath mate

  7. cautious optimism

  8. Diabeetus

    1. triachus

      triachus

      lisa needs braces

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      stephen needs glasses*

       

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Wilfart Blimey

  9. John Kerry looks like mummified owl pellets

  10. Restraint is a real challenge sometimes.

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      with handcuffs restraint is easy

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Even so, the anus is not so easily restrained, especially with intestinal gas buildup

    4. Hugh Mughnus
  11. Joined 16-November 05

  12. IDM Man is a space rocket in disguise

  13. htfp://yuoto.b/HggK8lK33Us

  14. sleeper ships vs ESC

    1. sweepstakes
    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      in that case, sleeper shits

  15. Probably time to watch Inception again

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    2. Friendly Foil

      Friendly Foil

      the cake is a lie LOL

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      actually I received German chocolate cake this evening, so truth.

    4. Soloman Tump

      Soloman Tump

      I had a dream about watching inception at an IMAX theatre. How's that for recursion.

  16. insects + high oxygen = larger insects

  17. "Mr. Oizo loves the saxophone, doesn't he!"

  18. conga mind is fuggin' lush

  19. Heard BoC - Hi Scores in the background of an interview on FM radio tonight

  20. full retard

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Radio was out in 2003, Tropic thunder 2008

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Radio and Tropic Thunder now added to Must Watch list

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      tropic thunder is one of my fav movies. its so stupid

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