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  2. "I hate rap." 
    - Will Smith (4utechre Twitch stream)

  3. I miss the 90s

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      me but instead it's the 2000's.

      god these past few years have been gloomy as hell i just want it to end

  4. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Ah yeah! I seem to recall this being on a meme/viral weather forecast or something, village with the longest name in the world? This was eons ago I think. Am I memberin' that properly?

    3. ambermonke


      Liam Dutton circa September 2015. I can pretty much spit it out from memory now too, but not quite as quickly and smoothly as him. Def takes a few days of practice.

    4. cwmbrancity


      We invent these to test your commitment, patience & in the case of ladies your general tongue flexibility.

  5. The Predator is half-Jamaican

  6. Sriracha or gochujang?

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    2. Joyrex


      Dude - waaay better than Shitracha - you'll thank me for it later. Especially coating it on a whole chicken and grilling it

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Mm, it looks good - I just googled "gochujang grilled chicken" and lots of recipes came up, looks like it gets a bit blackened. 

      I think I might just try that this Sunday!

    4. dingformung


      I wouldn't do that. Trying new things is never good. It's dangerous

  7. inhaling shattered pretzels

    1. Joyrex


      I like huffing wheat toast

  8. Happ Intentional Doggo Day

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  10. and don't forget all the trouble

    1. sweepstakes


      rubble rubble

  11. FO76 IS A F**K 犬糞 734,296,371,404 SERVERS CRASHED

    1. WeAreOceans
    2. Brisbot


      don't worry it'll be playable this time next year

    3. ambermonke


      Supposedly they've already dropped a 5GB update to address some issues. And you may be right.

  12. Mr. Speaker, we are for the Big

  13. Behold mine field, in which I grow mine gonks, and thou shalt see that it is barren

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    2. ambermonke


      And when the two wisemen spake of the end, the folk had deemed it casual..at first. But as it turned out, all would soon become idle, once the last shimripl hath passed. Turns out the two wisemen spake true.

    3. Hail Sagan

      Hail Sagan

      I like the bible(?) edits you got going on. It works.


      Noah and his sons and his wife and his sons' wives entered the gonk to escape the waters of the xflood.

    4. ambermonke


      And the humble David smote the turbile epic Goliath with a single well-placed splesh, and a celebratory bqbqbq was had by all.

  14. 808 State - Pacific State still ethereal, 28 years later

  15. oh shit there's a horse in the hospital

  16. Who the hell calls from Antarctica?

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    2. ambermonke


      They are smarter berds than we give them credit for.

    3. ambermonke


      NIN - March of the Pigs should have been on the soundtrack of March of the Penguins. But at least it was narrated by Morgan Freeman.

    4. barbu


      arctic ants

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