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  1. The official Ask Triachus Anything thread.

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    2. doublename

      doublename

      How many Belgians does it take to _____?

    3. triachus

      triachus

      The answer to all of them: Maybe.

    4. Npoess
  2. There's this hidden universe in watmm, called the Status Updates community. A microcosmos of only 5 people or so. Hi.

  3. send from my phone using tapatzlk or some shit

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      sent from my penis using semen

       

    3. PhylumZunami

      PhylumZunami

      eat peanuts for bf

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      snet from my punani using Tapdatazz 7

  4. Are you content as a singularity queer?

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    2. Joyrex

      Joyrex

      That was what the GameCube turned into after nobody played it anymore

    3. Uniret
    4. Uniret
  5. what to do now

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    2. triachus

      triachus

      The mass suicide was reduced to just StephenG.

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      =(

       

      I'm 100kg massive. 100kg/mass suicide

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I don't know what I'm getting at.

  6. fuck anime

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    2. chartnok

      chartnok

      Fuck Annie May

    3. poblequadrat
    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      fuck it with log wrapped in barbed wire with ghost pepper lubricant

  7. oh fuck off banksy

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      its where you put your money

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      touche mr. Touche.

    4. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      *stencil art of Bank as evil mouth eating money*

  8. Original text: "Recent Status Updates" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Start with nothing."

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      "BUUUUURN", as Tria would say.

      True emotions going on in here. Tria, please grow up and recognize that Rulohead is a novice soul, and please start sharing more of yourself instead of only resort to translations to convey your emotional state. Yes, it's very IDM, no it's not very helpful in getting to know you.

      Regards,

      Chatmm Armchair psychologist team 2013

    3. triachus

      triachus

      "[uni text]"

       

      35 translations later, Bing gives us:

       

      "asl?"

    4. Uniret

      Uniret

      hell yeah! UNI FOR PRESIDENT! -Uni

  9. Status update that describes previous status updates.

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    2. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Potato updates that prescribe grievous potato updates

    3. hello spiral
    4. Hugh Mughnus
  10. Cool status update that's not already taken.

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      It is from something! How did you know? lol

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      FUCK YOU MAN, HOW DO YOU DO IT? TIPS OF THE TRADE ETC

    4. Hugh Mughnus
  11. Recent Status Updates 12 Jul Friendly Foil Update on how my day was. Add comment 12 Jul Ivan Ooze 1-2-3-TECHNO Add comment 12 Jul MadameChaos The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me." Add comment 12 Jul MarinaStewart House Muziek Maakt Jongeren Kapot Hide Comments 12 Jul Delete triachus nou moe 12 Jul Ivan Ooze hakkuh 12 Jul Username Immer geraude aus. 12 Jul Uniret Test...

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

       

      triachus

      Recent Status Updates 12 Jul Friendly Foil Update on how my day was. Add comment 12 Jul Ivan Ooze 1-2-3-TECHNO Add comment 12 Jul MadameChaos The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me." Add comment 12 Jul MarinaStewart House Muziek Maakt Jongeren Kapot Hide Comments 12 Jul Delete triachus nou moe 12 Jul Ivan Ooze hakkuh 12 Jul Username Immer geraude aus. 12 Jul Uniret Test...

      ...

    3. hello spiral

      hello spiral

       

      12 Jul triachus

      Recent Status Updates 12 Jul Friendly Foil Update on how my day was. Add comment 12 Jul Ivan Ooze 1-2-3-TECHNO Add comment 12 Jul MadameChaos The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me." Add comment 12 Jul MarinaStewart House Muziek Maakt Jongeren Kapot Hide Comments 12 Jul Delete triachus nou moe 12 Jul Ivan Ooze hakkuh 12 Jul Username Immer geraude aus. 12 Jul Uniret Test...

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      monkey see, monkey do

  12. Will you buy a fine dog? With a hole in his head?

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Doh, I guess they have 5 holes. Forgot about the nostrils. bah, at least I'm pretty

    3. KovalainenFanBoy
    4. Hugh Mughnus
  13. INSTALLING GTAV FUCK ALL O YALL

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    2. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      Grand Theft Auto, in a panini

       

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      please be courteous. Use lubrication. =(

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      So, how is GTAV? The critic reviews seem promising.

  14. I miss Ren & Stimpy

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Another piece of my childhood. Even my dad is a big fan.

    3. MisterE

      MisterE

      no you don't. you miss Sten & Himpy.

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      happy happy...joy joy!!!

       

  15. Popular status update that gets lots of comments.

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    2. Npoess

      Npoess

      comment that makes the update seem offensive

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      THE comment *People cheering wildly*

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      lol is that from something?

  16. *blimps the fuck out*

  17. looking at inverted goose rectums in london innit luv fam bruv

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    2. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      it was an Ostrich rectum u prat

    3. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      invert the goose rectum in the pale moonlight

    4. triachus

      triachus

      It was an Ostrich rectum u prot

  18. PIZZA HUT PRODUCT PLACEMENT CAR DRIVEN BY TONY HAWK

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      fuck tri-anus. 35 translations later. I want to see it but I don't know wtf you do to translate. damnit tripleanus

    3. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      35 translations later... "Six onphlitphan Bhavana photos"

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      what does that even... whaaa?

  19.  FOLLOW MY CONTENT AND I WILL FOLLOW YOUR CONTENT BACK

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    2. iococoi

      iococoi

      Quote

      But if anyone slaps you on the right testicle, turn to him the other also. Amen break

       

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Follows content, contently. 

    4. bitchroast

      bitchroast

      if you're not getting notifications, be sure to Hit That Bell. 

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