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  1. The official Ask Triachus Anything thread.

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    2. doublename

      doublename

      How many Belgians does it take to _____?

    3. triachus

      triachus

      The answer to all of them: Maybe.

    4. Npoess
  2. There's this hidden universe in watmm, called the Status Updates community. A microcosmos of only 5 people or so. Hi.

  3. send from my phone using tapatzlk or some shit

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    2. StephenG

      StephenG

      sent from my penis using semen

       

    3. PhylumZunami

      PhylumZunami

      eat peanuts for bf

    4. ambergonk

      ambergonk

      snet from my punani using Tapdatazz 7

  4. what to do now

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    2. triachus

      triachus

      The mass suicide was reduced to just StephenG.

    3. StephenG

      StephenG

      =(

       

      I'm 100kg massive. 100kg/mass suicide

    4. StephenG

      StephenG

      I don't know what I'm getting at.

  5. Are you content as a singularity queer?

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    2. Joyrex

      Joyrex

      That was what the GameCube turned into after nobody played it anymore

    3. Uniret
    4. Uniret
  6. fuck anime

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    2. chartnok

      chartnok

      Fuck Annie May

    3. poblequadrat
    4. StephenG

      StephenG

      fuck it with log wrapped in barbed wire with ghost pepper lubricant

  7. Original text: "Recent Status Updates" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Start with nothing."

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      "BUUUUURN", as Tria would say.

      True emotions going on in here. Tria, please grow up and recognize that Rulohead is a novice soul, and please start sharing more of yourself instead of only resort to translations to convey your emotional state. Yes, it's very IDM, no it's not very helpful in getting to know you.

      Regards,

      Chatmm Armchair psychologist team 2013

    3. triachus

      triachus

      "[uni text]"

       

      35 translations later, Bing gives us:

       

      "asl?"

    4. Uniret

      Uniret

      hell yeah! UNI FOR PRESIDENT! -Uni

  8. Recent Status Updates 12 Jul Friendly Foil Update on how my day was. Add comment 12 Jul Ivan Ooze 1-2-3-TECHNO Add comment 12 Jul MadameChaos The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me." Add comment 12 Jul MarinaStewart House Muziek Maakt Jongeren Kapot Hide Comments 12 Jul Delete triachus nou moe 12 Jul Ivan Ooze hakkuh 12 Jul Username Immer geraude aus. 12 Jul Uniret Test...

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

       

      triachus

      Recent Status Updates 12 Jul Friendly Foil Update on how my day was. Add comment 12 Jul Ivan Ooze 1-2-3-TECHNO Add comment 12 Jul MadameChaos The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me." Add comment 12 Jul MarinaStewart House Muziek Maakt Jongeren Kapot Hide Comments 12 Jul Delete triachus nou moe 12 Jul Ivan Ooze hakkuh 12 Jul Username Immer geraude aus. 12 Jul Uniret Test...

      ...

    3. hello spiral

      hello spiral

       

      12 Jul triachus

      Recent Status Updates 12 Jul Friendly Foil Update on how my day was. Add comment 12 Jul Ivan Ooze 1-2-3-TECHNO Add comment 12 Jul MadameChaos The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me." Add comment 12 Jul MarinaStewart House Muziek Maakt Jongeren Kapot Hide Comments 12 Jul Delete triachus nou moe 12 Jul Ivan Ooze hakkuh 12 Jul Username Immer geraude aus. 12 Jul Uniret Test...

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      monkey see, monkey do

  9. Cool status update that's not already taken.

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    2. StephenG

      StephenG

      It is from something! How did you know? lol

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      FUCK YOU MAN, HOW DO YOU DO IT? TIPS OF THE TRADE ETC

    4. StephenG
  10. Status update that describes previous status updates.

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    2. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Potato updates that prescribe grievous potato updates

    3. hello spiral
    4. StephenG

      StephenG

      gooch vinegar

  11. oh fuck off banksy

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      its where you put your money

    3. StephenG

      StephenG

      touche mr. Touche.

    4. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      *stencil art of Bank as evil mouth eating money*

  12. Popular status update that gets lots of comments.

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    2. Npoess

      Npoess

      comment that makes the update seem offensive

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      THE comment *People cheering wildly*

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      lol is that from something?

  13. I miss Ren & Stimpy

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    2. ambergonk

      ambergonk

      Another piece of my childhood. Even my dad is a big fan.

    3. MisterE

      MisterE

      no you don't. you miss Sten & Himpy.

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      happy happy...joy joy!!!

       

  14. INSTALLING GTAV FUCK ALL O YALL

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    2. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      Grand Theft Auto, in a panini

       

    3. StephenG

      StephenG

      please be courteous. Use lubrication. =(

    4. ambergonk

      ambergonk

      So, how is GTAV? The critic reviews seem promising.

  15. Will you buy a fine dog? With a hole in his head?

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    2. StephenG

      StephenG

      Doh, I guess they have 5 holes. Forgot about the nostrils. bah, at least I'm pretty

    3. KovalainenFanBoy
    4. StephenG
  16. looking at inverted goose rectums in london innit luv fam bruv

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    2. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      it was an Ostrich rectum u prat

    3. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      invert the goose rectum in the pale moonlight

    4. triachus

      triachus

      It was an Ostrich rectum u prot

  17. Creating Content

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    2. triachus

      triachus

      thanks. i created it

    3. StephenG

      StephenG

      Love & Light

       

    4. dr lopez

      dr lopez

      THIS CONTENT IS SIKK AS FUCK

  18. I am an artistic magic creator, the most amazing important genius in all of music.

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    2. Milwaukeeeee
    3. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      fukk off mom i'm listening to pablol

       

    4. triachus

      triachus

      I understand these delicious, and consequences thank you for the trust and faith.

  19. They gave me labels. They never do this for anybody. They gave me blank labels.

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