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Schlitze

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  1. You must be one of the most generic twerps I've seen in this hellhole and that's saying something. Go away and watch a film that no one's seen and form your own opinion about it.
  2. Was he a doofus like you? You were truly embarrassing here. I still cringe thinking about what you posted. No self awareness at all in your little goofball bubble, ie. "Hey man, thanks.. I'm stoked, dude, that is so awesome, I'm superpumped! Thanks man!"
  3. You're right about that. He definitely is an alcoholic and the way he keeps trying to convince himself he isn't by regurgitating the story about going to the AA meeting and seeing people who are worse than him is sheer denial. Deep down he knows the truth.
  4. Aren't you that guy with the flat face and bug eyes? Hahaha, oh man, you looked like a teddy bear. Got any recent pics?
  5. It shouldn't have taken you a month to come up with that reply, Quincy
  6. Sounds like she has gut rot. Why don't she just take a shit on tray, leave some jars nearby and let the fumes from the shit waft into the jars. She could fill about 30 jars per shit.
  7. He was goofy and arrogant basically. Then to respond with that shitty gif showed conceit. He'd dug himself into a hole and it was all he had.
  8. why did you post the link but then also post a fucking cut n pasted scroll of text. 'Trying to be less rude' try to be a little more fucking self aware, f*****.
  9. Let's face it, you ain't going to the museum, and I think you knew that before you even started typing.
  10. This beyond embarrassment. Speechless. A new low.
  11. It was unfunny, embarrassing and naff. Should have been deleted in 2007.
  12. Equally, posting a gif of you at your mum's house taking a break from posting here is a ultimately a pointless gesture
  13. You can't support any team outwith your own country. It's absurd.
  14. ^ I've been watching this clown for weeks. He's too immersed in his pathetic gimmick to realise he's driving members away from the board. I wasn't going to say anything but he's gone too far with his shitty gimmick and it's damaging. If he carries on like this I will be forced to step in, and I'm sure most of you know what that means. I will tear his soul apart.
  15. Jesus christ, this forum could use a little pussy
  16. the thanking of jules on this thread is buttock clenching embarrassment. him sitting there embracing it tells you exactly the type of man he is.
  17. Shit thread started by some dumb eco warrior non-entity. Bin it.
  18. So my £75 nude poster sized print of a naked Rumer Willis (which was signed by Rumer along with sisters Scout and Tallullah) turned out to be fake. The signatures were real its just their faces, tits and pussies are clearly photoshopped. Why can't celebrities just learn to live in the bodies god gave them? I mean is that really too much to ask?
  19. Just saw a turd slide out of an African man's asshole. It was like a grenade. He hadn't locked the door to the disabled cubicle, I walked in and he was crouched in the corner facing the wall unloading the contents of his guts onto a paper towel. It was a black shit and it was muscle backed, like the contours of a grenade. He let out a gasp as if the release had taken him to new heights of euphoria, then his anus contracted and snipped it off cleanly. I think he is a temp\agency worker. He didn't see me so I just shut the door and left and logged in here to post this.
  20. Continue to bless us with your teachings as we gather round at your feet. I noticed you have eyes that are very far apart. Almost like a sheep or a goat. Some cultures believe that spacing like this there is a third eye in between, the all seeing eye. And that is why they are so full of wisdom and self righteousness.
  21. I don't know what the hell they are but I like them. I was looking at the blue one on the previous page last week and reitterinating those sentiments.
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