Schlitze
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Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)
Schlitze replied to Nebraska's topic in General Banter
The drumroll punchline at the end was an anticlimax because it had already been established in the previous post -
DJ Undefined Genital Specifications
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Having seen Love in 3D and having a couple of big dollops of spunk fired at me from an unrelenting japper I was eager to see how old Gasper could top it. From that trailer it would appear he's ran out of steam and ideas
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Shyeet, I like the first half of that a lot. Second half cuts in and I start singing turners lyrics (parents used to play this tina turner album in the car constantly when I was a nipper) same album that had steamy windows on it if i'm not mistaken.
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Don't listen to darriechungsform, what you did was special. Lets hope we can hear about more successes of a similar nature on the forthcoming pages.
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Sesh 3 sounds like a completely different entity on earphones, it almost takes on a new form. That's been the case for all of these. With MAX Ae are doing very strange things with music to make one listen sound alien to the next.
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What if he does a handstand, and is upside down? It spells mom? =/ Impossible, g-spot. his hands are parting his cheeks to give the illusion of a very crude and indistinguishable ''O'', he'd have to be spinning on his head like the break dancer in La Haine to pull that off, and even then it would be like ''MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM''
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A colleague walked out of the cubicle in the changing room after taking a shit, he was naked from the waist down. He was showing off new tattoos on his arsecheeks, a "W" on each cheek. I said what the fuck is that and he said that when he spreads his anus out like goatse it spells out WOW....before giving a demonstration
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Gah! I found the first part terribly formulaic to the point where i questioned if this was actually ae. Im either listening to it wrong or this is painting by numbers ae. It started to pick up at the end, so some redemption there
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This isnt the ae i know
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Yes its blatantly obvious the man is cumming insanely hard and using the deodarant to cover this musky scent. Probably feels ashamed at giving in to lust. As awkward as it is, it might be worth having a word to him and lay down some ground rules, ie. If he's going to spill his seed so regularly make sure its in his own room.
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I dunno how the vinylheads will bear the burden of getting up to flip sides on this every half hour, I just wanna lie there for the duration and maybe get up for a piss every couple of hours
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Welcome back from India, drillkicker
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upon first impression not feelin this as much as part 1 which I thought was balls to the wall
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two hours of unadulterated ae jammin. This bitch got flow
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You hate the film but cannot ever stop going on and on about it. Gollum went through this with the one ring. He loved and loathed the ring as he loved and loathed himself. You got to see this film on the optimum format of a phone screen and in the cinema and on dvd. You have tried to enjoy it but ultimately its led to resentment. Looking forward to you reflecting on this film more in the future.
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With diatoms you have a middle aged man who is out of place and out of time. He's what the hippy movement called a 'free spirit' back in the 90's. A bum with big ideas. You've probably caught glimpses of guys like this at festivals, cowering in the shrubs under your feet, you see the pale white face and the dreads and the hawiian shirt. Well these bitch asses got internet access now and start threads.
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He's got angel by his bedside. As Corey Feldman once said ''This is my truth Tell me yours''
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Josh, I don't see her as anything more than a tulpa, she's not a fully formed character in any sense
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I didn't mind her, for those who have read the book you'll know her as TP who was ananysing the achivists dossier dating back to 1809 when merryweather lewis crossed the frontiers.
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episode 6 is a landmark. holy shit. Showtime executives rock. Artistic freedom. This and ray Donavan are my favorite shows
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Yeah Tangerine Dream do the soundtrack but it isn't up to Thief standards. This was a very troubled production but they came out with something good. Also the friedkin v refn interview is fantastic
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there was a bluray released in America and Canada in 2014 which I was gonna import at the time. Glad I waited, this is the best transfer of a 70's movie apart from maybe Deep Red
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sorcerer friedkins lost film remastered to stunning effect in HD. I've wanted to see this for ages having read loads about it over the years, I'm glad I waited to see it in its optimal bluray glory. four horrid characters from all over the globe you can imagine are introduced in a series of vignettes at the start, a terrorist, a French fraudster, a Mexican hitman and a church robbing roy scheider all end up in the anus of south America in exile. Only shot at redemption is drive two trucks of explosives through the rainforest. The lack of sympathetic characters is no stumbling block, these are the worst cunts out there so you're not drawn to cheer anyone on, you just want to see how they get on in their drive through the jungle. To say any more would spoiler it.
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annihilation took me to a passive state, I liked what I was seeing, the characters were of secondary importance, I liked the look and the fragmented narrative. i'll watch it again and I'm sure I will like it more as is all the best scifi, theres something good goin on just dunno what it is yet
