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Blir

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  1. I'm eating tasty roast beef

    1. Blir

      Blir

      Nah nobody has offered up their pussy lately.

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  2. I'm eating tasty roast beef

    1. Blir

      Blir

      If I was eating some bird out I wouldn't be here bragging about it. The amount of sex I'm getting is directly proportionate to the time I'm not on forums. I was eating actual roast beef.

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  3. Where's everyone else seems so fucking pleased with the music of 2013, I can't but help the feeling of utter disappointment. Where are the geniuses at? Where is the innovation?

  4. You're the breadwinner when you bring home the bacon

  5. The arrogance of science will always be the denial of what cannot be proven

  6. Anyone remember when the funny pictures thread contained funny pictures?

    1. Blir

      Blir

      Unfortunately I'm not allowed to ban MadameChaos for posting pictures of animals.

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  7. Thanks back btw.

    1. Blir

      Blir

      Sorry guys I didn't mean to post this status from my other account

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  8. lee mee alon

    1. Blir

      Blir

      every morning. i put cocoa butter. on my skin. to give me the healthy... glow. NOW LEE ME ALON

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  9. So it seems all of my friends are married or getting married, have kids or are expecting and own their own homes. Where the hell did i go wrong

    1. Blir

      Blir

      Just realized how badly spelled that was. Sigh.

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  10. So it seems all of my friends are married or getting married, have kids or are expecting and own their own homes. Where the hell did i go wrong

    1. Blir

      Blir

      You didn't. You went right. Enjoy life, their isn't a set objective. Many people regret settling down before they got a chance to enjoy themselves, I nearly made that mistake and I'm relieved I didn't :)

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  11. I am a god

    1. Blir

      Blir

      No, Kenneth Eng is a god. A god of the universe.

  12. WHY do you build me up!

    1. Blir

      Blir

      NO Stephen you bender! The correct answer was "Buttercup!" and so on

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  13. SORRY FOR ALL MY SHITPOSTS X

  14. There's this hidden universe in watmm, called the Status Updates community. A microcosmos of only 5 people or so. Hi.

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