Bechuga

Chai seeds in yogurt look like bird poo.

Still haven't listened beyond Elseq 1. Someone sum up the other releases for me in less than twenty words (per release).

My expired passport is not a "valid means of age verification". But...only the passport is expired...my birthdate is still valid...

Nintendo Direct: we got more ports than a cruise liner! But serious, I'm so on the fence about the Switch. Kinda want one, but how much would I really play it? I feel I would be bored after Zelda, if I even complete that. Hope for something I can't say no to.

The "I will take down tracks whenever I want" and "if you buy the whole album, you'll get any extra tracks I upload in the future" messages seemed skeezy at the time. Still does. That said, many of these albums are good value, even if no extra tracks are added (beyond the extra tracks added already). But alternate mixes / speed versions / demos don't really do it for me. But hey, Aphex usually proves me wrong--a day after I post this, he'll post so many new tracks I'll look like a total dick. I'd be fine with that.

Finnegan's Wake predicted the damage that autocorrect does to normal sentences.

Completed Into the Breach on my first try! Going again, try out some different mechs. Not sure if this will keep my interest as long as FTL did, but so far, it's been really fun. Figuring out how to prevent all enemy attacks is incredibly satisfying.

Tbh modern posters reflect the quality of modern films. That said, though I will not see it, the Mother! poster looked okay. Shame about Aronofsky going mental.

Made some overnight porridge and I can't wait to wake up and eat it.

Fuck it, play the weird shit anyway. I spend the last twenty minutes of most work days blasting Strapping Young Lad, Captain Beefheart and Shitty Flutes to coworkers who think Elton John is obscure. That said, I have no friends and everyone is scared of me or simply dislikes me. ... So yeah, maybe keep it to yourself.

The snowboarding shop fifty feet from where I live is closed due to the snow.

Slowing getting into this. Still playing Slay the Spire. :P Will prob get this (Into the Breach) for the weekend, looks like fun.

why do you have birds in your office? lol Who said I worked in an office? Noone =( I was just being funny. GOD, thanks for bursting my bubble, Bechuga. I was laughing my ass off for a minute. Maybe he works in a bird sanctuary :) It would be much better if he worked in an otherwise completely normal boring office which had an inexplicable bird infestation affecting all facets of business operation. The woes of my life are not a situational comedy for you to enjoy What if I contracted avian flu? Did you consider that? I bet you didn't. All you cared about it laughing at my anguish at the hands of a red-titted tyrant. I hope you feel ashamed of yourselves.

why do you have birds in your office? lol Who said I worked in an office?

At work, a robin landed on my computer monitor, pooped down the screen, looked at me for ten seconds and then flew off. Can't get no respect.

Burps are farts that got lost It's ass air coming out your mouth

One does not acquire a taste for alcohol, but rather batters the senses with it until it has no choice but to accept it as "tasty". Every male on both sides of the family has died of cancer or heart attacks. I am a male, and therefore will end up with both. I have not talked to my older brother properly for two years, and my life has never been better. My mortgage is mostly interest. I'm basically a high-interest savings account for my mortgage lender. I keep a little book in which I write down ideas in. None of these thoughts are in that book.

The Universal Baseball Association by Robert Coover was a really good book. Just the right amount of metafiction and still had an enjoyable story. And I completely relate to a character who spends most of the working day daydreaming about other things and being distracted.

Going through pages and pages of suggested edits and deciding whether or not to take them and then explaining which you have taken or haven't taken is rewarding and also tiring and also takes f o r e v e r Also every suggested edit makes your genitals shrivel 1mm I am down to minus figures atm

Rap is overrated