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Bechuga

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  1. "Recent additions to your Bandcamp wishlist" Um yeah I put them there? No need to remind me

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      ugh, I feel u bro

    2. triachus

      triachus

      more like Bishnoneedtoremindme list

    3. triachus

      triachus

      *adds Shoot Me Pls to wishlist*

  2. All this Merzbow being sold and surprisingly I don't really care

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    2. Hugh Mughnus
    3. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      I thought I would be bothered to sell it after owning it for so long but nope *shrug*

    4. Bechuga
  3. 'Going To Mars in 2017'? What is this japery

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      UAC got a head start

  4. Dillinger Escape Plan are still the best (when they're not trying to be Mike Patton/NIN)

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      their ep with patton is still the best thing theyve released

  5. I learnt how to make cookies. The meth addict knows how to make his own meth, finally!

    1. auxien

      auxien

      you cannot brag about such skills without sharing cookies with everyone on WATMM

  6. Down time more like frown time amirite

  7. I don't want to acheive immortality through my work I want to acheive immortality through drinking Woody Allen's blood

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      that's not all you want to drink out of woody is it? ;)

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      I don't mind which part of Woody I have to drink the blood from *v*

  8. That moment when you realise Fantomas is basically a Ruins cover band

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    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      they were on Ipecap so it's no surprise really

    3. may be rude

      may be rude

      wrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-tidi-gn, poof

  9. Explaining your own jokes to people = saddest sound in the world

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      LEAVE BRISBOT ALONE

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Explaining your own farts to pepole = Best joke in the world

  10. EU more like EW amirite

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      you dropped the J

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      EU more like EWJ amirite

  11. Conspiracy Theory: Chem trails are the vaporised poop of first class fliers

    1. triachus

      triachus

      And you know what they eat? That's right: caviar with FLUORIDE

    2. Hugh Mughnus
    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      HRC donors handing out in secrete

  12. Your mum / my dad / had sex / made a bab

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      mum and dad and I dab

  13. So much music and so few ears

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Will do *plants corn*

    3. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      shout out to all the pears

    4. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Would totes fuck Richard Geres

  14. I gots dizzle on da hizzle

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    2. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      i got 2 bums, think i need 2 more

       

    3. Klopjob

      Klopjob

      big blue ball

    4. may be rude

      may be rude

      ♫ [singing] Hobos in the night ♫

  15. hotcakes jane Sent you a contact request: Accept/Deny

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Sagan is that actually you responding to a spambot? lol

    3. usagi

      usagi

      lol, god's work

    4. Herr Jan
  16. New AE? What happened to the old AE?

  17. A Moon Shaped Poo

  18. Has anyone from North Korea ever won the Nobel Peace Prize

    1. triachus
    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      The DPRK equivalent is probably the Most Devout Juche-ist Prize or sumthin

    3. logakght
  19. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      caps lock can't melt steel beams tho m9

    3. Klopjob

      Klopjob

      steel beams

       

      all seeing eye

       

      sunflower oil

       

      cats

    4. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      got caps on lock

  20. I AM JOHN LENNON

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Where were you when Bechuga was killed?

       

      Laughing behind my smoking pistol

    3. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Where were you when Bechuga was killed?

       

      Laughing behind my smoking penis

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I am john lemon

  21. God, an artist / The wind, his brush / My hair, his canvas

    1. triachus

      triachus

      that goddamn conceptualist

  22. Tom Clancy's The Derision

  23. From this day forth, I swear off collabs forever. Other people are worthless! Do it yourself or not at all.

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