Bechuga

i've literally masturbated to videos i recorded, of me masturbating to cuckporn, in a dangerous experiment to try to reach the *next level*

This forum = lol

My name's Bech, the bearer of bad news / your feet stink, and it ain't cuz of ur shoes

My name's Bech, the bearer of bad news / your feet stink, and it ain't cuz of ur shoes

You are now inside the gloomy, pink lighted room of the Noise Bitch. Everything smells like incense, except her, with an odor of bubble gum.

Vague New Year's Resolution to Read New Scientist Weekly: Going Good

606.ie

someone said obama is reptilian. i feel like its true.

Weirdest question of the week: "Do you need anything from Middlesborough?"

Are psychopaths annoyed by a baby's cry?

Are psychopaths annoyed by a baby's cry?

Maybe if everyone who'd ever been close to you had died, you'd be sarcastic too.

don't ever have a girl move into your house after only 4 months of knowing her and 3 months of dating her because unless you just share an unbreakable bond, shits gonna hit the fan eventually over something really small

tim hecker was considered for the ost for the revenant

currently reading the perfect wife

pro tip: mustard on a bagel

Xmas avatar until August

broke my beat

You're all bikes, hulks and wiggers and I want to be associated with all of you lovely people :)

You're all bikes, hulks and wiggers and I want to be associated with all of you lovely people :)

sex is more valuable than love

eternally beautiful as ...

I think I'm balding from my anus :S

ugh

name a problem. seppuku is always the answer.