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Bechuga

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  1. Hollowed? More like Hallowed: gonna be revering this one for ages

  2. Your mom, my wife, our lover

    1. JUVITH SITH

      JUVITH SITH

      Hi dad, can i get some pocket money for a vinyl i want?

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Your grounded, we're off, watch the house *slams door*

    3. JUVITH SITH

      JUVITH SITH

      don't blame me if the house is burned down

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Show all 7 comments

    3. popiax

      popiax

      WATMM Donations

    4. Herr Jan

      Herr Jan

      Members Online Today: 406 [Collapse]

  4. My name's Bech, the bearer of bad news / your feet stink, and it ain't cuz of ur shoes

  5. Shake what ya momma gave ya *shakes his plaid pyjamas and bag of Haribo*

  6. Vague New Year's Resolution to Read New Scientist Weekly: Going Good

    1. Bechuga
    2. may be rude

      may be rude

      nice, forgot about that one. science daily is good and phys.org is too

  7. Weirdest question of the week: "Do you need anything from Middlesborough?"

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      ask for a middle sized bra

       

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      I asked for a pack of Marlboros

  8. Gonna edit my genes so I am not unfunny any more

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I tried editing my jeans so I didn't look fat anymore. Now I just have assless jeans. My boss wasn't pleased.

  9. If in doubt, don't post in threads where arguments are ongoing endless and eternal

    1. triachus

      triachus

      *makes funny post*

       

      "EXCUSE ME WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LITHUANIAN WAGE GAPS IN THIS THREAD ABOUT ASPARAGUS. AND ALSO ISLAM.

      IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO LEAVE THE BOTHERSOME QUIPS ASIDE? THEY DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO MY SELF-IMPORTANCE."

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      "The alt-right strikes again!"

    3. Perezvon

      Perezvon

      This clearly is a vegan neocon reasoning

  10. Subscribed to New Scientist, now I can read and be smot

  11. Baby got flac

    1. triachus

      triachus

      dont

      want

      none

      unless you

      aint got

      loss

      hun

    2. Hugh Mughnus
    3. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      an audio file is like a stew

      especially when it's me and you

      and him and her and the autists too

      TOO MANY NULLS, IT'S TRUEEE

  12. Quit Facebook > no-one noticed > social win

    1. logakght

      logakght

      i miss the days when social networks didn't exist (or weren't that popular)

  13. AE_LIVE Bognor Regis 2.21 min

  14. You're all bikes, hulks and wiggers and I want to be associated with all of you lovely people :)

    1. Herr Jan

      Herr Jan

      I try to surround myself with as much symbols of lovely watmm'ers as possible, so I'm putting this status up as my wallpaper

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Your wallpaper is composed entirely of Blank posts then

    3. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Although others are just as lovely :)

  15. I've run out of websites to go to .__.

  16. *Spends an hour on phone* Ugh, this film makes no sense. What's it about? *Goes back to phone*

  17. If Pepsi stains my teeth brown does Sprite make them invisible

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      that much sugar will make them fall out so yes, in a sense

  18. Everyone I went to high school with thinks I'm dead

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      ANOTHER HALLOWEEN COMES BY / AND I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL PAIN

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      My familiar face / comes back to haunt them again

  19. Most Overrated Musician: Damon Che

  20. Don't understand 'speedrunning'. Aren't most types of running at speed?

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      and thus was born the concept of videogame powerwalking

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Super Mario 64 (Powerwalk Video Playthrough)

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