Was out in the desert in the 1800's with a village of people. I think we were in the middle of a horrible civil war. We had once been a great nation, but I think Daniel-Day-Lewis as the Butcher from Gangs of New York had screwed us all over. Our water supply had recently been poisoned and we were all out of food. After scavenging for food with a small party out in the desert, we returned to the village. Kids were dieing in the street, and our enemies were showing up to slaughter the rest of our population. I knew there was no way we could win.
So I said, "Fuck this", grabbed my jetpack, and blasted off into the air. Then I was like, why use a jetpack when I can just fly. So I flew onto a flying futuristic train. I entered the train and saw my girlfriend and then fucked her.
And then I woke up.