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keltoi

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  1. oh thanks! no, i mean... AAGGGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
  2. in the UK you can't make construction noise outwith 8am - 6pm (weekdays), 8am til 1pm (Sat), no construction noise permitted on a Sunday and Bank Holidays. I wish someone would have told the builders who were working on a house down the road from me for the past 3 months. Thankfully they've buggered off at last, but they'd be firing up the angle grinder every weekday morning from around 7am onwards without fail lots of chancers in the building trade. if noone challenges them they will do what they like.
  3. in the UK you can't make construction noise outwith 8am - 6pm (weekdays), 8am til 1pm (Sat), no construction noise permitted on a Sunday and Bank Holidays.
  4. these trainers are the equivalent of wearing a wacky tie or colourful socks to work.
  5. i think these would go very nicely with your fitted leather blouson and skinny lilac chinos with the calvins showing. finish the look with a diamonte studded, super-deep V neck "paint splatter" t-shirt and you're catwalk ready.
  6. i bought david beckham underwear. they might be the poor man's calvins but they shape my shrinking penis quite nicely.
  7. Best Facebook rant on WATMM I've seen yet thanks, this was a heavily edited version. link please? see i still blame facebook... they are my friends (and a handful of people i don't keep in touch with i shouldn't have added) and they're not dull in real life but facebook turns them into something horrid and self absorbed. for instance, one of THE funnest, most interesting guys you could meet, posted this yesterday... "first task of the day - tidy the shelves!" [picture of messy book shelves] ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!!???
  8. i'm coming to the conclusion it's just not for me... i'm not posting every move that i make, every meal that i eat and i'm not plastering pics of my children and every move they make either. and i'm not interested in other people doing the same. i joined cos i moved away (and other friends did too) and thought it would be some means of staying in touch. i just can't get my head round 50 people 'liking' someone elses comment on a shitty picture of someone's dinner at a restaurant. ps. i know there's already a facebook thread, perhaps i should have ranted in there.
  9. i recently joined facebook after resisting for the last however long and i don't think i can do it, i should have stayed away... "time for coffee!" [picture of a cup of coffee] ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?! "out for a walk with Steve!" [picture of a path] ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?! "at the beach!" [picture of a beach]... oh that's nice! ... eh, no ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?! "blah blah blah" [picture of a plate of food] ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!?!
  10. me too! except i'm also kind of middle-aged but she's more middle-aged than me.
  11. Ooh really - that actually explains the look of them more. My bad ! not yet, i might be wrong!
  12. i thought they might be double/multi exposures on film. anyway they're great how they are imo. something like this... ... is obviously over-exposed but it wouldn't be so striking and moody with all the other information given. i'd maybe even shop out that hood or bag, just leaving the face and background.
  13. she's not back-stabby, just annoying as fuck. she's worked here for 2 years already. 2 weeks without her was blissful, that's all. then she comes back in shouting "DID YOU MISS ME?! HAHAHAHAHA? HOW DID YOU MANAGE WITHOUT ME?! HEHEHAHAHA!!!"
  14. she even has that clicking noise on when she texts!
  15. + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrXwXuhRo9Q excellent suggestion! sadly, i have to be able to hear/answer the phone. ach well, the last 2 weeks have been great. [youtubehd]kjDSAz6BpNk[/youtubehd] [youtubehd]bVnqMBj7lHU[/youtubehd] i'm actually developing quite a dislike for this woman and i don't like feeling like this about anyone. but she never fucking shuts up... i mean NEVER! she talks constant pish, states the obvious, finishes everyone's sentences, asks stupid questions, talks really loud, makes remarks about my family as if she knows them... and eats all day long like she's at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
  16. + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrXwXuhRo9Q excellent suggestion! sadly, i have to be able to hear/answer the phone. ach well, the last 2 weeks have been great. [youtubehd]kjDSAz6BpNk[/youtubehd] [youtubehd]bVnqMBj7lHU[/youtubehd]
  17. windbag colleague is back from 2 weeks holiday. blah blah blah blah...
  18. send girls pictures of your erect penis. seems to work for my friend.
  19. i enjoyed this feeling recently, moving out of the city, having my own drive and garage. then i realised my council tax, life insurance and home insurance raised way beyond any saving i'd made.
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