zaphod
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grimes is an alien who is getting tesla to build her a ship to go home
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is there a real high quality leak yet or do i have to wait for release? i can't listen to these vinyl rips.
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i don't read the threads i post in
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he seems like a meme who managed to market himself as some kind of real life tony stark to redditors and fuck yeah science people. he basically stumbled into his fortune and now he's blowing it on ridiculous developments but i guess if he accidentally gets the space program going again maybe that's a good thing? either way i kind of hate him.
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there is an obese cat in my neighborhood named peter who usually sits on top of my car in the morning and stares me down when i go out to get the paper and the mail, like he's daring me to do something about it. so the other day i just started the car and then backed out with him on it and he actually stayed up there for a few hundred yards before i had to stop the car and remove him then drive his fat ass back to his home all while coughing and sneezing because i'm very allergic to cats and their bullshit.
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you crazy for this one lopez
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got my s9 from tmobile and they sent the wrong size sim card. my iphone se is dead and i have to now go into one of their fucking stores and hope they don't try to charge me for their mistake, which they seem to like doing.
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Robert Mitchum was the shit. I think josh brolin has some of that old school thing going.
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crystal pepsi was back fairly recently. i saw it in a gas station with a sign actually declaring "it's back by popular demand".
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HAHAHAH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1beMe5Fo7jI
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the soviets will kill us all.
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there are maybe four paths to idm. "goth" -> industrial -> idm (i got into aphex through nin and nothing records) autism (it sounds like my video games and i see norse gods fighting in the sky when i listen to drukqs) mortal kombat soundtrack -> the prodigy "funky shit on the event horizon soundtrack"/pi soundtrack/matrix soundtrack -> idm (lesser autism) and then there's being british, which means you're probably around fifty years old and went to raves in the eighties, but most of these people are dead.
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replace one letter in the title of a famous movie
zaphod replied to essines's topic in General Banter
the tigger movie and you know what letter i'm replacing -
“tart” “muscular” “boinging” guy should just admit he wants to fuck richard
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*adagio for strings starts playing*
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twitter isn't the smartest
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Reading the ivory tower by Henry James. Terrible book. Although his constant shitting on one of his overweight female characters for being overweight is a great bit.
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flol
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he should have disinvited her from his 2008 campaign
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Moka pots are not espresso
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no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlZ7kBmox50
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zcm has some questions for you eugene
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never help the police
