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I just cut my own cock off, and liquified it in a blender. Then I poured the liquid into a big pot, shat in the pot, pissed in it, came in it, and vomited in it. After that, I turned the heat on high for about 3 hours (stirring regularly). I'm now drinking the hot stewy goodness from a coffee mug. How did you cum and pee after you cut off your cock The Pod?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWZZgEe6eu4 YES, I am an obsessive person.

They Might Be Giant's first album ?

Yeah, Shpongle. Shpongle are cool.

Caramel Apple Pops. These things come in three different flavors now. I say now, but I don't know if they've always had these flavors around and I've just never known about them until now, or if they've introduced the other two flavors recently. I've only ever known the green apple Caramel Apple Pops but now I'm consuming (I didn't want to say sucking because I know you guys would make a joke! ) a yellow golden delicious apple variety and it is tasty. There is also a red macintosh apple flavor which is allegedly delicious but I didn't try. But Caramel Apple Pops are just delightful. Just delightful! I almost feel like I should make a thread about Caramel Apple Pops. Do you guys think I should? Please vote , yes or no should I make one? Ha ha ha ha. Do you guys remember sup?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hty5HjRTb7U

A glass of Rolling Rock beer with two lime slices squeezed in it.

A Separate Reality - Carlos Castaneda

Ender's Game

Guinness Draught

Black Coffee from McDonald's.

I've been interested in meditation for a very long time and have practiced it on and off since junior high. I think it is undeniably beneficial but as others have said it is a discipline and requires as much out of you as any other such practice. Almost definitely worth it, I haven't been doing it lately but I've certainly been meaning to start up again. yeah it's good.

I could read this book again again, and I recognize it's blatant flaws. Dave Eggers is a hilarious, obnoxious prick.

Reading a heartbreaking work of staggering genius again.

Gin and Tonic

A cigarette. I sure hope I don't get lung cancer!

Gin and Tonic

Gin and Tonic

Tittle diddle widdle diddle diddle

Just watched most of the first season of Portlandia on Netflix on Netflix's suggestion. Funny.

That was the Butthole Surfers.