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baph

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  1. baph

    poetry

    Whoh oh, oh This disport is so augmatic (AUGMATIC) It is like a kind of magic (MAGIC) And baby when you dance I can see a bowl of crisps in your eyes (EYES)
  2. I wrote a script for a GB sequel and it was literally just Ray screaming “bustin makes me feel good” with his wang in the containment unit for 90 minutes and then they go ahead and make this shit instead
  3. baph

    Dune

    he may be a fat fuckin pederast but at least he does his own oil changes
  4. baph

    DANK MEMES

    nobody to sit, nobody to stand. it’s awful.
  5. I forgot to ever listen to this, sorry Lusty. :makes a note to listen to this: Edit: oh it has vocals though? Getting nervous again.
  6. *lengthy melodic guitar solo*
  7. New Mexico is a blue state though.
  8. baph

    DANK MEMES

    I need to know where the ducks are going pls
  9. Dear Brian, As you know, over the last year I have acquired 96 percent of the common stock in Universe Inc. As you also know, I have recently installed a new board of directors. They all hate you. You will be replaced forthwith. We have also cancelled the corporation’s D&O insurance policy, and reinstated a provision in the corporate charter that would hold you liable for any and all breaches of the duty of care. And needless to say, your gross negligence has been noted. The shareholders and board would also like to take this opportunity to announce our intention to proceed with the merger with Femboy Hooters. Thank you for your service.
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