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Amen Warrior

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  1. Me and the wife enjoying yet another Excellent Watmm Thread
  2. Ah festival exclusive vinyls again, I will be taking 10 different disguises with me to field day this year rather than just the 3 I went with last time. Receive my record, hat and moustache on, straight to the back of the queue x10
  3. It makes me feel like a huge manchild that everyone is using this site for books, except me who uses it to download ps1 and N64 roms for my vita
  4. No one is figuring out antigravity before artificial super intelligence does. (Artificial super intelligence will come a few weeks after artificial general intelligence is achieved and starts iterating on itself) It will figure out antigravity, ftl travel, free energy, blowjob robots etc and we'll all get to quit our jobs and move to our own planets
  5. Also if you listen closely she accidentally says there's no indication of *terrestrial* activity the second time she repeats it, wink wink nudge nudge
  6. While I'm saying it's unlikely to be a balloon cos of maths n shit, an "organisation" figuring out how to get a small form factor balloon up to 40k feet is a lot more plausible than anyone having developed antigravity in secret, which would be much much more maths n shit. Sorry ? for the record I'm hoping it's aliens, or really any kind of scenario which might mean I don't have to go to work anymore
  7. If the reporting of the Alaska/Canada incidents are accurate (car sized object/craft/cylinder hovering at 40k feet with no detectable means of propulsion), it's extremely unlikely to be another balloon. I can't be arsed to do the maths (presumably someone on reddit or twitter whatever must've already done this) but that altitude would require that a balloon significantly larger than a car or weigh next to nothing. The ceiling for rotor/copter based technology is around 30k feet I think. No detectable means of propulsion rules out turbine or rocket tech. Pretty interesting
  8. Just get into football hooliganism instead. https://www.millwallfc.co.uk/
  9. I wonder if his sister, Minister for Climate Change in the Welsh Government, will be DJing
  10. This all sounds fucking horrible, and also more than a FWP!! I know it's easier said than done but have you considered moving?!? Toddlers and stray guard dogs are really an awful mix ?
  11. I wrote a script which answers ipsos mori surveys in exchange for amazon credit. I dunno if I'm ripping off ipsos or bezos with this but it pretty much pays for a year of family birthday presents with 0 input from me. And none of my actual real job money goes to fuckface bezos to spunk on mid life crisis penis rockets and steroids.
  12. I think watmm is the only thing I use where you can 'like' or 'react' to stuff (except stuff like whatsapp and teams which doesn't count) Ive gotta say it's a pretty sweet dopamine rush when those burgers and farnsworths start flooding in on one of my Important Opinions about Aphex Twin and the Wider Intelligent Dance Music Genre
  13. The exact same thing happened to a good mate last year. Positive covid test, only symptom was diarrhea for a week, no respiratory problems. Could be a coincidence. Me, my wife and infant son got covid over Xmas, me and the lad both had no symptoms whatsoever. I don't know if it was the 4 pfizers I've had, or my natural sigma male tiger blood, but it just didn't touch me whatsoever. My wife was coughing like an orphan in a victorian workhouse for a week, but almost fully recovered now.
  14. Thank you! His eyes are all better and lip seems to be healing very well. He and I are both completely asymptomatic with covid but my wife is absolutely dying at the mo (not literally) (I hope)
  15. Got this in my stocking from Santa Claus, its excellent. Fave rx-101 release, which is saying something
  16. My infant son woke up with conjunctivitis on Xmas day, then ran full pelt into the side of our bed and split his lip wide open. 6 hrs in a&e only for the plastic surgeon to tell us they can't operate as the risk of putting him under general anesthetic while he has conjunctivitis means the infection could spread to his lungs, so we just have to let his horrifically mangled lip heal naturally and hope for the best. Then we all got covid. Don't have children
  17. You're right, it's some other unnamed people's fault he's an arsehole, and if it weren't for them he'd have ended up really cool like all those other guys whose dad's owned african emerald mines
  18. Turns out it's actually going on alex jones infowars.com in a gimp mask and big comedy jacket to tell the world Hitler was cool ackschually cos he invented the microphone (?)
  19. Oh yeah, this is the worst type. Possibly this is the only type I know. My wife's brother has just proposed to one, despite her being very obviously a Fucking Awful Person, forever ruining all future get togethers with my in laws. Presumably alan musk is this type
  20. Every 'saffa' I've ever met has "hated" South Africa, but also can't shut the fuck up about it, and if you probe any deeper its usually something to do with all the black people. They're all without exception utter, utter cunts. Sorry if there are any here lol.
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