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  1. dr lopez
    I thought we had something i thought *we* had something
  2. dr lopez
    misery reboot where a guy inflicts horrible bodily pain on a girl
  3. dr lopez
    lol
  4. dr lopez
    lol
  5. dr lopez
    death pig
  6. dr lopez
    sorry did i say party? i meant hooking up with a girl edit: im gay
  7. dr lopez
    do you mean like a meme? no it's like when at a party people make the gigantic mistake of asking what "bands" i like and i have to say "yeahh no i like electronic music" and then they say (with a carhart hat and pbr in hand) "oh ok cool! yeah like actress! really good stuff - it's like a deconstruction of electronic music stuff - like dirty.. conceptual stuff." me: "yeah man it's good.. not my fav but it's good... what kind of stuff do you think he's deconstructing tho" *blank stare* me: *angry, i hate my life stare* also me: "yo fuck you dude" still me: "yo i will literally end you right now. it's on" also still me: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
  8. dr lopez
    here we go folks!!!!! ^ lol the guy has an insanely high opinion of himself. the actress is dead music is dead shit will not be forgotten. sooooo lame. same with the shitting on xenakis thing. like it would be funny if he was like yeah mtume is what real music is, but it was just aphex or something. yikes. embarrassing. but... i'll be honest. I like ghettoville because it seems like trolling. stupid tracks like rims are so simple and stupid but they *kind* of work. same with rap. i like rap a lot and play it a lot on the radio. i'll listen but the "fanciness" of the release has me worried. just let the music... do its thing, dont need chrome condom bags to have good music. my biggest issue with actress is that the publicity hype is no where near commensurate with the quality of the music. hipster americans always being like "yeah u know actress" and I have to begrudgingly nod my head. guys actress made my life hard. my life sucks.
  9. dr lopez
    an tv show of the actual milquetoast comic would be cool edit: actually it would probably suck
  10. dr lopez
    wow this political strife really made me think that everyone is fucking retarded edit: except me im smart
  11. dr lopez
    manufacturing delay... cool
  12. dr lopez
    pullman tho^ anyway kong skull island: p disappointed. i wanted this to be 2017 snakes on a plane with better actors and color correction. the kong vs w/e monster battle should have been the closing battle for jurassic world. (who cares) john c reilly was cast as steve brule with a beard because he acted dumb wore a jacket that literally said "for your health". some pretty retarded hilarious moments but not enough to make it worth it. best part was a completely unnecessary dolly zoom during some pathetic exposition - it ended up just being a dolly zoom onto cheese larsen's dd's in a tight tanktop. no prob there.
  13. dr lopez
    yeah it's a good chance that if rubin doesn't like movie i will usually think it's alright. haven't seen the new evil dead but.. hey! now i've got a hunch. remember he complained that the force awakens wasn't white enough
  14. dr lopez
    ugh the black man dingus part was so painful walton goggins was funny tho
  15. dr lopez
    wait do you work for them?
  16. dr lopez
    it was me. i made it.
  17. dr lopez
    i fapped to aunt hilda also lol: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/puppet-or-cat/
  18. dr lopez
    lol
  19. dr lopez
    it's actually the best jan jelinek n00bs just talk about farben etc
  20. dr lopez
    i laughed loudly when she googled "best ncaa prospects" looking for hot black guys but no one else in the theater did and then i felt racist. guess that was the point.
  21. dr lopez
    being a music major at a northeast liberal arts school must be sooooooooooooo cool
  22. dr lopez
    lol
  23. dr lopez
    someone post that thing of sam jackson saying he likes hentai
  24. dr lopez
    ahh yes - i didn't see it on his bandcamp... well i have the CD anyway but yeah would love it platterized again
  25. dr lopez
    i dont see it
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