Plum

Henry VIII tried to kill himself today :O

zombie kakapo

i'm aggressively perusing your profile.

antiwatmm™

*snuggles*

keep safe.

there's a hole in my pawtucket, dear liza,

dear liza, there's a hole in my pawtucket,

dear liza, a hole...

is there any other kind tear?

*makes sweet love to a giant homemade audrey hepburn eyebrow*

*gobbles down nutella, label and all*

*hands out birthday werthers*

*is impressed by your mad flippin' skillage*

Pawfucket's finest

rambo attacked my groin again.

ahhh such a soothing touch *gets a lob-on*

nice chatbot

luddles my lovely

triachus the lol bringer

i just pig trotted on your profile.

hello sailor

plums on your ludd.

your little plummer boy, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

not 'arf as much as plummy misses his favourite tudor

*struggles with greasy door knob*

... or CHUM