Plum

*summons up the mother

of all greenies and spits at

feet*

dang... that was my bestest

toothbrush!

you can keep it,

when you brush

it'll be like we're

kissing.

funk addiction is

no laughing matter!

i lost a couple of

good friends to funk. JUST SAY NO!

I too am not sure if I'm picking up on sarcasm, jealousy, or intrigue.

please clarify!

jingle bells

batman smells

robin laid an egg

the batmobile lost a wheel

and joker got away... hey!

no, i'm sorry... its been a really tough day at the office, i shouldn't have bitten your head off!

perhaps will need a break?

now that you've changed your name

i'd like to revoke my offer of friendship.

there's a hole in my pawtucket, dear liza,

dear liza, there's a hole in my pawtucket,

dear liza, a hole...

you & your

nonsense got poor old tubby's

B12 thread

shutdoon!

... or CHUM

*cuddles*

*gobbles down nutella, label and all*

*hands out birthday werthers*

*is impressed by your mad flippin' skillage*

*knock knock*

*makes sweet love to a giant homemade audrey hepburn eyebrow*

*profile browsing*

*shouts from semi-high precipice*

*sips on olde english*

*snuggles*

*struggles with greasy door knob*

10% titanium 90% gold

100% beefcake

ahhh such a soothing touch *gets a lob-on*