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Plum

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  1. Plum
    So watmm doesn’t know the difference between quotes and idioms then. ”This thread is absolute bollock wash.” - Plum
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    I only play the idiot. You on the other hand have made it a full-time life choice. *tosses hair and snaps in a sassy manner* See Yek gets it.
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    So, you’re saying don’t eat poisonous people? Very wise.
  4. Plum
    Well I guess that’s this thread torpedoed then ?
  5. Plum
    You can lead a horse to water, but flog it to death if it kicks a bird in the bush?
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    Can you give us an example?
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    If it looks like a dick. Smells like a dick. Tastes like a dick. It’s probably a dick. Probably.
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    “Don’t bother Ken, I’ll do it myself!” - Deidre Barlow I do really like “it is what it is” it’s very under appreciated.
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    say sayings pls
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    “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” - some wise fuck Btw, I stepped in pigeon shit again today. Shame on me. edit1: fuck the original your favourite sayings thread. Mashup your favourite sayings edit2: fuck the revised mashup your favourite sayings thread. Post cool sayings and their origins edit3: sayings
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    I recently sold Steve Davis Astrobotnia II & Part 03 (but not Part 01). True story.
  12. Plum
    Don’t go outside! There’s pigeon shit everywhere. Quite literally a turd minefield.
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    I just stood on pigeon shit barefoot and it squelched between my toes.
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    *bints off bogos*
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    Imagine you’d gone through life without ever seeing your own likeness (reflection, photo etc.) Then later on in life you were shown a photo of yourself, do you think you would instinctively know that was you, or be totally unaware who you were looking at?
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    Yeah but how much does this vintage playing card look like Ed Sheeran… … un-fucking-canny!
  17. Plum
    I’ll take your entire stock.
  18. Plum
    Reminds me when I was 10ish and my local newspaper dubbed me ‘a menace with a laser pointer’. Never caught me tho! Those were the days.
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    Whenever you see the word “precious” in any text, does the voice inside your head momentarily switch to Gollum voice? Mine does.
  21. Plum
    Stop making that big face
  22. Plum
    Top or bottom?
  23. Plum
    How’s the Breakcore scene these days?
  24. Plum
    Classic.
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    We're Back...?

    Plum replied to Joyrex's topic in General Banter

    I genuinely thought Kakapo’s old attachment thread was to blame.
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