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Plum

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  1. My favourite is... Enya Orinoco Flow (Hell Interface Oranoco Slow Remix)
  2. You don’t hear much about China these days. I wonder what their situation is?
  3. I truly believe Orinoco Flow & The Midnight Cowboy Main Theme to be two of the greatest tracks of all time. edit: and the Coronation Street theme tune.
  4. A Hell Interface remix of Orinoco Flow would be the tits. You know this to be true.
  5. I wonder if it’ll sound like music.
  6. Next time you’re out & about and you hear a wood pigeon call, sing these lyrics to the tune... MORE TEA PLEASE BETTY MORE TEA PLEASE BETTY MORE TEA PLEASE BETTY You won’t be disappointed. It’s a total ear worm. You’re welcome.
  7. ... actually while they’re at it, the Dumbledores need tweaking too. Michael Gambon > Richard Harris
  8. Even though It’s total dick toss, I want a deepfake version of 2008’s The Incredible Hulk with Edward Norton taken out and Mark Ruffalo put in. My OCD compels it.
  9. While we’re on the subject of saveloys, I always get the urge to try and swallow one whole. I think I definitely could.
  10. Saveloys are the key here, being both slick & smooth. Next time I’m about to nosh one down, I’ll think of you and say “smoother than a pornstar’s dick”. That’s a Plum promise.
  11. ... hmmm, now that I think about it I didn’t say “slicker than dolphin dick”, what I actually said was “slicker than seal dick”
  12. I was manhandling a slippery saveloy at the time.
  13. If Chrissie Hynde opened a Chinese restaurant, she could call it Don’t Get Me Wong.
  14. I’ve since used “slicker than dolphin dick” irl.
  15. Jeff Goldblum’s constant chin/mouth/forehead touching irks me hard. Real hard.
  16. 2000 was nearly 20 years ago. Soon it’ll be 2030. I’ll probably be dead circa 2060.
  17. Smoother than your mum’s dildo
  18. slicker than a lorry drivers lung butter
  19. Yeah good one sal, that kinda thang! slicker than exxon valdez
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