This dream began with me observing form a third person perspective Bear Grylls gliding down to earth with wings crafted from fern fronds, which upon a safe landing in his backyard folded conveniently away into a nice push trolley, i felt disappointed that his show was false. In his backyard were strawberries growing on a wall the way passionfruit would, these were huge the size of a small apple and perfectly ripe. I asked "may i" to which he gestured yes. It tasted as good as it looked but unfortunately i dropped half. On his washing line were many fantastically coloured corsets and underwear which i assumed were his wife's so i stopped looking as not to offend. Inside were various movie posters one of which was Fight Club, we discussed that Tyler Durdan was a bad man, at this stage it was becoming difficult to pronounce some words. I could breathe the word but not say it. Another poster was for a film called 900 in which Clint Eastwood played a gentle old man who appeared slightly older than his current age but was apparently only 900 days old and only just coming to grips with the world. I remember thinking to myself what a good film it was. On Bear's tv was a film "Which Gun Are You?" a self explanatory title. It was paused halfway through which i figured was to call me about a film i had borrowed. At this stage i was finding it difficult to breathe so i lay down on the floor. I thought i would ask Bear what it felt like to have pneumonia as he is probably an expert at these things, but with his back turned i could not get his attention, no matter how hard i tried i could not say his name. I began to panic at which stage i woke up on my back trying to say / breathe the word Bear.
What was most remarkable about this dream was the Clint Eastwood film. I'm hoping to write a script and send it to him.