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  1. But they'll still vote for Bernie, who did a pretty good job of staying on topic in 2016. He won the primary in West Virginia, which is coal mining country, lots of oxycontin addiction, and not exactly a place full of BLM signs on people's front lawns. Everything seems clear in retrospect. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/black-lives-matter-activists-disrupt-bernie-sanders-speech-n406546 And let's not even start on the events of 2020, and every major news outlets' concerns about people leaving their house to get back to work during the pandemic vs leaving the house to steal and burn shit. No, those hillbillies didn't just want haircuts, they just don't have the option to work from home for Initech. Think about how much this pisses normal people off, they aren't too dumb to see it. Also, a national conversation that could have been about the economic issues of the pandemic got hijacked and turned into well... you know the rest.
  2. That's not what he said. The elites do not want people to be class conscious so they inject weird racial ideology into everything so that people are less likely to unite. This is really basic knowledge for social democrats pre-2010's, by the way. In fact, if you are progressive and hate poor, rural white people because you assume they are all CHUDs or whatever, you are just falling for another version of the Southern Strategy.
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  10. America Against America by Wang Huning. Here’s a link to a pdf download. https://dokumen.pub/america-against-america.html
  11. Zuck's brain will eventually get hacked and midway through testifying before congress, he will suddenly start speaking Mandarin. His eyes will glow red and milky cyberbiotic fluid will pour out of his mouth as members of the Senate furrow their brows and wonder if the party's really over. Unfortunately for all of those involved, this will not take place during a closed hearing, this shit is televised and the networks have only a few seconds to recognize what they are seeing and go to damage control with the reflexes of a cat on meth. Their excuse will be "food poisoning" and will inadvertently blame a locally black-owned business who doesn't even make food according to tha Zuck's strict cyborg dietary requirements. Smelling blood in the water after being alerted though his ear implants, Jack Dorsey leaves his zero gravity tantric nude yoga enema session to usurp the throne of Zuck. Drones hover outside the bulletproof windows of his remote compound, and when he notices the kale in his garden has been vaporized, he knows this is not an idle threat. "This must really be my chance" he whispers to himself, as his Tuesday lover, a Bosnian model named Dajana sprawled on the bed beside him speaks five languages, but not a lick of English, as determined by algorithm. Closing the shades and turning the lights off provides only momentary relief as he hears the front door to his expensively barricaded home slam shut. Jack looks in the mirror, and sees Dajana's eyes glowing red.
  12. Mind viruses propagated through social media platforms will eventually program thousands of people to commit unspeakable, grotesque atrocities at a large social gathering. It will involve cannibalism, incest, necrophilia, bestiality, coprophilia, rollerblading, hard drugs, domestic violence, and self immolation. Rituals, sigils, pyres, and exorcisms will take place under starlight in fast food parking lots in any weather, any time of day. One will take place each month in various cities and towns around the globe. Accept your fate: Live in fear.
  13. One of the first things we learned about the 'rona was that it's transmissible through cum. Once we know its origins, and all the chaos that will ensue, who will avenge the negative PR that cum has suffered as a result of this costly global catastrophe? Cum Law™ is already being theorized and established in academia, so you know shit's on.
  14. All I know is I'm tryna seize the means of AOC's production before she gets primaried so I can build generational wealth. Together, we will rule the land of the free with an iron fist. The redistribution of wealth/Green New Deal will conveniently starve large swathes of rural America but it will all be for the greater good. My weird hippie aunt did PCP with Pol Pot once and it sounded fuckin rad. Apparently, he was a massive fan of Emerson Lake and Palmer and could grill a mean goat leg. More and more, I fantasize about launching the first strike in a nuclear war, mid orgasm.
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  16. What we need is a new album of Radiohead music made by the members of the band Radiohead. It's gonna be 6 years since their last and I know they're hella RadiOLD but nonetheless what we need are more Thom Yorkers and Jonny Greenwoodz wailin' on some shits
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  19. Twitter activists tell you what to think so that you sabotage yourself, politically. The real life vs twitter conundrum is too much for most people, it seems.
  20. OMG why are things going the way they are? Who could have guessed?
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