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  1. Candiru
    Sounds lucrative. imma dust off the FLstudio and get to work.
  2. Candiru
    What if BoC did this? I hope BoC does this.
  3. Candiru
    Soon maybe fit thicc Adele ftw
  4. Candiru
    I adorn my technical outershirt and feed heathen flakes to my tropical fish as I gaze over the city skyline. I ordered PCP on the deep web and did it with a group of my high school teachers. My boss has been detained by international crypto-pirates in West Timor, so I don't even have to go to work anymore, which is pretty sick. I received a dead echidna in the mail from a friend who I hadn't spoken to since elementary school, which I found encouraging. Yesterday, I made shakshuka for my wife for breakfast and a dead bird hit the window, carrying a note in its beak. It said:
  5. Candiru
    Why do you even bother
  6. Candiru
    Massachusetts: Still not open We some smart motherfuckers
  7. Candiru
    I watched several more episodes of Black Mirror. Hated In The Nation was surprisingly cool. Black Museum was so fucked up. I thought the “monkey needs a hug” part was more disturbing than the guy in the first episode who fucks a pig. I enjoyed Metalhead more than most people and USS Callister was so fucking awesome, I don’t care about plot holes.
  8. Candiru
    I met a reindeer herder from Finland when I was in Prague. He was solemn as fuck. Maybe because he knew he was herding a bunch of pizza toppings and not Santa’s helpers.
  9. Candiru
    I rewatched it and liked it more the second time. Season 3 was pretty good, imo
  10. Candiru
    But in all seriousness, what the fuck are you talking about?
  11. Candiru
    It was really his white half that became president, hence all the black people shot by police during his two terms.
  12. Candiru
    Nah, he likes molesting black people too, check it out!
  13. Candiru
    I don't even think Biden sucks. He'd have a completely inoffensive administration that would do things that would remind you of how normal and decent America could be at times. Or you could have 4 more years of Trump and the worse, irreversible damage it would cause. Let's look at the definition of "sucks" again and come back later for a fucking focus group.
  14. Candiru

    Shoegaze

    Candiru replied to a topic in Music Discussion

    I always thought of Alcest as shoegaze with black metal flavor, which isn't always there. They are pretty great, imo.
  15. Candiru
    They’re the best band named after an amp of all time, imo. And I’m not even a fan.
  16. Candiru
    These frumple squindling cruskovites yangled my phrinker. And I'm a bit drumpkened by this bullshit, tbh. Kvuntch.
  17. Candiru
    Eisenberg was a good fit for the Zuck, especially since we know what a lizard cyborg baby eater he truly is and always was.
  18. Candiru
    AFX probably still thinks Snowden is a hero, too. He seems like he has gamer brain.
  19. Candiru
    The original Wicker Man was surprisingly great, just watched it recently. Better than Midsommar, does the same thing better in about an hour less.
  20. Candiru
    Tom Uttech is the painter and I'm a fan.
  21. Candiru
    Weird comment from Aphex there. I'm not getting a totalitarian vibe from the local government or police where I live. We're all just kind of hunkering down, because we know what's up.
  22. Candiru
    What if autoerotic asphyxiation cured coronavirus?
  23. Candiru
    I can imagine some really kinky weird ones being made, but haven’t seen any yet.
  24. Candiru
    Correct.
  25. Candiru
    I heard some people not liking Pacino in this movie, but he was my favorite part. Him constantly making the wrong decision and pissing everyone off while he just shrugs was just funny to me.
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