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Candiru

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  1. I read an analysis of it at first which was really interesting and it sounded disturbing and extreme. When I watched it I thought it was a bit goofy and boring at times.
  2. Mark Zuckerberg is fervently masturbating to your family reunion pictures, because he delights in the perversion his power affords him. Shortly afterwards, he will begin microdosing LSD to begin brainstorming new ways to turn the world into one giant Lord Of The Flies scenario before absconding in a helicopter for a full deep sea microbial skin peel, which is rather refreshing.
  3. The Zuck is playing pocket pool to your cookout last weekend. To him, we are all the teens in Salo, tbh.
  4. The disparity between what left wing people thought it was, and what it actually is was pretty well exposed by all those stupid riots and who voiced support for them. Then everyone, even right wing people(and black people who have actually had to call the police before) noticed.
  5. BLM motivates more people to vote Trump than anything. It was a huge mistake for the Democratic Party to ideologically align themselves with BLM. They’re a revolutionary group, not a reformist one, and they misrepresent their issues pretty wildly. They got people to believe that cops are constantly going out and hunting for black people to kill, and the facts just do not support that at all. It’s hysteria designed to emotionally manipulate and it worked like a charm. Ask yourself why corporate America was so eager to jump onboard the BLM train. Identity politics, intersectionality, and critical race theory are great for consumerism and the opposite of woke.
  6. Welp, guess I’ll be a radical eco-terrorist now but pussy out last minute. Why? Because there’s some vague esoteric shit the director needed to get off his chest. Enjoy!
  7. I watched First Reformed since someone in this thread mentioned it being one of the best films of the past 10-20 years. Ehhh... It’s one of those “good... in theory” movies.
  8. Pulling negative ads... smdh. Call me old fashioned, but I think the cruelty of the negative ads should be cranked up as high as possible, nevermind what should happen to them all in prison.
  9. Honestly, I use spotify and bandcamp. I have a box of used cd's in my car. I don't want a bigass record collection. It would be a burden.
  10. I said this in another thread, but I read an analysis of Salo before watching the movie and was surprised by how boring and badly paced it was. The analysis was much better.
  11. If he's asymptomatic, it might only embolden them. We shall see. I always look at he worst case scenario, which has usually been what happens.
  12. I think he's bullshitting/throwing bullshit spaghetti at the wall. A way to get out of more debates and try to turn the inevitable "HA HA" into making him a poor victim.
  13. I got an Aeropress and I’m a believer. Hype is real. Put some dope Kenyan beans through it and ohh baby
  14. Sleepaway Camp. It’s incredibly funny.
  15. I’ve looked up what a “flat white” is to see how it differs from a latte like ten times and I’ve forgotten every single time.
  16. No, you either get a normal administration that actually works for the US or the current shitshow gets worse.
  17. One time I left a store with some new dress clothes in a bag. A homeless guy inquired: “hey uhh can I eat that are you gonna eat that?” And I was like no, it’s not food. He replies “what are you buying clothes? Fuckin’ faggot!” So I imagined him winning the lottery, binging on steak and lobster, popping bottles of champagne, doing lines of blow off a high class call girl’s taint on his yacht in Tahiti... all in a years-of-piss encrusted jacket with shit dried in its sherpa lining, pants covered in cigarette burn holes, and floppy old boots, yellow hair, etc. Everyone has their own priorities, it seems.
  18. In your altered quote, “that shit” refers to your opinion because of the way it is phrased. I’m glad to see that you came around and that our impeccable, unattainable sense of style has given you something to aspire to. One day, with perseverance, you will reach this level of drip.
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