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you think i'm an accelerationist? if acceleration is happening i can't help but point it out.  i want to remove this entire system so that no more acceleration is possible.  if it's happening and i can point it out, you can bet your life i'm going to point it out.  you on the other hand are trying to deny it and play feelings politics with me, getting mad that i'm merely pointing it out.  i want private property abolished in favor of communal property so that NOBODY is in poverty, and the current acceleration is evidence that this needs to be done.  but me pointing that out is wrong, and your feelings politics of focusing merely on the crisis at hand rather than the larger superstructural problems are in your view more humane, I say they are not

you sound jealous of people with more stuff than you

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outstanding

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if you have non-serious flu-like symptoms and are not in a risk group then just self-isolate and don't call the hotlines, they're too busy anyway.

this is what the UK advice is too

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more sensible information here:

https://fullfact.org/health/coronavirus-compare-influenza/

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Man, quit posting this unsubstantiated nonsense. Posting frightening and ominous rumours and/or lies isn't going to help anything. Quite the opposite actually.

thank you

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for damo, entorwellian and anyone else who is currently afraid and thinking the worst

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51873799

not a load of coronavirus info really, just about mental health and trying to cope with all the sometimes terrifying "news" stories that are making the rounds.

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mungus get in here

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Alternatively you can go to the financial district in your city and smear your boogers on the door handles of all of the expensive cars you see.

fuck is wrong with you mate?

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^
should've posted that in the bunker. we're going to need our creative members to supply new tunes.

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sorry beer badger you're too much of a loose cannon to be allowed in anyway. by all means hang around the entrance ranting at people though.

 

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I agree with MGF, we all seriously need to calm down and not think everyone's going to fucking die.

not in this bunker anyway.

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guys, no fighting in the bunker! we can't succumb to madness...

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shit is probably going to get locked down in UK in next 2-3 weeks. no bars, restaurants etc will be allowed to open. so we'll all be stuck at home internetting like mad... get in this bunker whilst there's still time! going to have to batten down the hatches soon and not let anybody else in.

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Good news: Work has let me have six weeks paid vacation starting mid-April because all my rantings and ravings caused management to think I'm paranoid to the point of bordering psychosis :V

I think they're right

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user get in here

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lol

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spiral get in here

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274305953315

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: ?

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lol

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I'm considering digging a 90ft deep hole in my garden and building an apocalypse ready bolthole for me and a few select members of WATMM to hide in for the foreseeable future.

 

The question is - which WATMMers should I take with me and why?

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Holy mother of Christ

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Quoting this for the future.

Good thanks. Let's keep all your quotes about it making you infertile and every other bit of nonsense you've said for the future too.